Jul 10, 2011

SSJSuntastic's Laning Phase Surprise Tier List

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Archive post, July 2011. This is a joke list from Season 1 and it holds up as one, but not as a tier list. It picks from a roster that has since grown to 233 champions, and Sword of the Divine, the counter-buy the Jax entry signs off on, isn't sold on Summoner's Rift any more. We've also pointed the disclaimer's link at the current tier list, because the serious one it originally reached dates from 2011 as well. Enjoy it for what it is, which is a period piece about the champions who felt unfair to lane against.

DISCLAIMER: The guide below is known as "troll" if you're looking for a serious tier list, you can find one here.

We all know certain champions have their strengths and weaknesses in terms of what point in the game they start getting powerful. But what about those champions where the second the game starts, you go omg why can't we beat this guy 1v2?! Well this is a list of champions that make your enemies frustrated and try and dive you early game, then end the game with you just running around...LEGENDARY

When that cocky Ashe comes to solo mid and starts laughing "HARHAR noob pick" these are the champions that turn around and say shift + 2. You mad?

Tier 1: Kayle, Teemo, Nidalee, Singed, Karthus, Annie
Tier 2: Katarina, Mordekaiser, AP Master Yi, Urgot
Tier 3: Jax

Explainations:

Tier 1: These champions are just plain annoying. You see them running around, and you just want to kill them. But you can't. They all either have some sort of escape mechanism, a heal, or way too much burst to even think about jumping on them. Even if you kill them and yell "WORTH IT" you know it really wasn't. They're just gonna respawn and you're gonna have to go chase them down again, at which point you'll probably die.

Tier 2: These champions are just plain annoying to lane against, they look squishy, seem squishy, but for some reason just keep unloading so much damage on you. You can't stop them, because they're going to stop you first. You can't play aggressive because if you do, you will die, and your team will go OMG WHO FED XXX.

Tier 3: Jax. He used to be so bad. In fact there are still baddies out there. But good jaxes know better. You see him, and say it's okay, I'll just kite him, that's what the countering guide says right? But wait, why does he have AD or AP flat runes? Okay, that's cool. I guess his jump and empower does 3 bars, I'll just go die then. And now I have to buy a sword of the divine just to counter him. Joy.

Updates:

Karthus: Even though he's not seen as a noob pick, good lord he's annoying. Bubble dodging suddenly becomes a new technique you have to start doing, and even if you kill him, he doesn't die.


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