Vex Quotes

Champion Select

Pick

• "'Kay. See if I care."

Ban

• "'Kay. See if I care."

Movement

First Move

• "And then I told her, 'Get outta my room!' And she said, 'This is my house, young lady and'... Oh, hang on, Shadow. I'll finish this later."
• "Blegh, just got here: already over it."
• "Other people are here? Ugggh, great."
• "This is going to be... awful, in a very good way. A good, awful way. You know what I mean!"
• "Hmm. What color should I wear today? Black? Or charcoal?"
• "Before I met the Black Mist, I lived in a world of color and happiness. I was so lost."
• "Welcome to Sad Town. Population: Me. Everyone else get out."

Moving

• "Let's turn these smiles upside down."
• "Ugh, can we get some rain clouds in here."
• "D'ughhh, look at that tree. So stupid."
• "Uggh... more of the same."
• "Yep. The glass is half empty."
• "It's not a phase and I won't grow out of it!"
• "I can feel it. Someone's happy over there."
• "Think sad thoughts. Think sad thoughts."
• "I'll show them the meaning of apathy. Or not."
• "I'm only in this place cause I hate it."
• "Okay... time to take it down a level."
• "Ugghh, Shadowwww, carry meeee."
• "Yeah. I wore this yesterday. What about it?"
• "I could really use less friends."
• "Blegh. Sunlight."
• "Every silver lining has a dark cloud."
• "Man... walking suucks."
• "This place is so getting harrowed."
• "If I can't be happy, no one can."
• "Calm down, Shadow. I'm trying to sulk."
• "I'm coming, I'm coming."
• "Death is the true meaning of life. Whoa! That's deep."
• "Wish my hood covered all my face."
• "Uggh, this place has way too many colors."
• "Stop copying me, Shadow."
• "Guess I'll mope over here."
• "You know what, Shadow? Sometimes... I almost don't hate you."
• "This is as far as my eyes can roll."

Long Move

• "Ugghhh, this is gonna take foreverrr. Why is everything so far?"
• "Okay, Shadow. Wake me when we hit something."
• "I could start a club for people who hate people! Ehh, but no one would show up."
• "I am not cute. I am dark and forlorn and hopelessly morbid!"
• "Why do I even wake up in the morning? Oh, right. To make people miserable."
• "I wouldn't say I ran away from home. More like... trudged. Yeeeah, trudged."
• "Shadow, I think I'm gonna start calling you... 'Scar'."
• "It is not a stupid name. 'Shadow' is a stupid name."

First Encounter

• "So you're the reason I have to be here today?"
• "Let's make this easy. I'll wait here and you go die."
• "Just give up. I did."
• "We're all doomed, but you're more doomed."
• "Another person to kill. Shadow, can you handle it?"
• "Life sucks... but at least I'm not you."
• "You'd like Bandle City. It sucks too."

First Encounter with Amumu

• "You're sad and dead? We should hang out."

First Encounter with Dr. Mundo

• "No doctors. I already told you, being sad makes me happy."

First Encounter with Karthus

• "Ah, you had me at death lost me at singing."

First Encounter with Lucian

• "Two guns? Could you try any harder?"

First Encounter with Lux

• "Oh, no. Happiness and rainbows? I'm gonna barf twice."

First Encounter with Unbound Thresh

• "Saw you're human now, Thresh. Never thought you'd be the one to go normie."

First Encounter with Veigar

• "Hey, Veigar? You're at a ten. I need you to take it down to like... a two."

First Encounter with Viego Both sides

• "You know what, Viego? I liked your earlier stuff better."
• "I don't have to listen to you, Viego. You're not my real dad."

First Encounter with Yasuo

• "Ugh, Yasuo... I can already tell we are not gonna vibe."

First Encounter with Yuumi

• "I'm not really a cat person. I'm more of a... nothing person."

First Encounter with a Sentinels of Light Champion

• "'Oh, look at me. I'm a sentinel saving the world from darkness.'"

First Encounter with a Shadow Isles Champion

• "'Sup, ghost. We hanging later? Cool."

First Encounter with a Yordle Champion

• "Just keep walkin', yordle. I got nothin' to say to you."

Taunt

• "Honestly, you taunt yourself just by being you."

Taunt Response

• "Don't care. Don't care. Don't care."

Joke

• "Ahh, Viego... is okay. I mean, he's whatever... I guess."

Joke Response

• "Don't care. Don't care. Don't care."

Laugh

• "Ha."

Dance

• "I'm danciiiiing. Happy?"

Attack

Attacking

• "Who cares?"
• "Life is pain."
• "'Sup."
• "Ugh, do we have to?"
• "Can we just not?"
• "Die... or something."
• "Despair."
• "You don't understand me!"
• "Back. Off!"
• "Sigh!"
• "You're the worst."
• "Pow."
• "Ugh. People."
• "So what're we doin'?"
• "That's close enough."
• "Who are you again?"
• "Whatever."
• "Are you smiling?"
• "Efforrrt..."
• "What?!"
• "Have some misery!"
• "You should frown more."
• "D'ugh! Personal space, people!"
• "Don't talk to me."

Ability Casting

Using Doom 'n Gloom › Upon Fully Charging Doom

• "Ugh!"
• "Ugghh..."
• "Whatever."
• "'Kay."

Using Doom 'n Gloom › Upon triggering Doom or Gloom on Enemy

• "Lose the pep."
• "Bring it down a notch."
• "Seriously?"
• "Don't even think about it."
• "I wouldn't do that."
• "Well look at you."
• "Nnnnnnnope."

Using Shadow Surge

• "Do the thing, Shadow."
• "Feel what I feel."
• "Meh!"

Using Shadow Surge › Recasting

• "Comin' in sad!"
• "Aaand this one."
• "Wheeeee."
• "Follow-up."
• "Super meh."

Kills and Objectives

Killing a Champion

• "Awesome! I-I mean... Pfft whatever."
• "Well, that happened."
• "One less person to deal with."
• "Way to die, normie."
• "You're lucky. Being a ghost is so cool."
• "See ya never."
• "You look better this way."
• "That's whatcha get for tryin'."
• "That's better."

Scoring a Pentakill

• "Cool."

Recall

• "Shadow, can I get, like five minutes alone? 'Kay, fine."
• "I am so over this place."
• Vex sighs. "Later."
• "Oh. Where are we goin'? Y'know what? It doesn't matter."
• "Finally... the part were I get to leave."
• "If anyone needs me I'll be back... uhh, I-I dunno. Whenever."
• "Darkness, take me. Seriously. I'm burning up out here."

Death

• "Owwww..."
• "So what?"
• "Good for... you."
• "Whoaaa... cool..."

Respawn

• "Time to get up already?"
• "No, leave me alone. I'm sleeping..."
• "Please... put me back in my misery...!"
• "That... wasn't as cool as I thought it'd be."
• "Well that was some quality alone time."
• "Okay, I'm awake... Stop already!"
• "I get to do it all again? Yaaay."
• "Oh, Shadow, just leave me."