Vel'Koz Quotes

See this skin in 3D: Spaghetti alla Vel'Koz

Movement › First Move

• "The reservation is under Vel'Koz. No dietary restrictions."
• "Clear the table, the main course has arrived!"
• "This world feeds on incompetence and mediocrity, I will find the one with taste."
• "My perfect dinner partner is waiting for me, I need only find them…"
• "My pleasing aroma of sweet basil, vine ripened tomatoes, and fragrant meat heralds my arrival"

Movement › First Move › First Move with Ally Food Fight skin

• "May the palate you find be worthy, my brethren."

Movement › Moving

• "Taste is not subjective…"
• "Fazzoleti, pipe rigate, vesuvio, cappelli da chef!"
• "This meatball is feeling… peckish."
• "Maccheroncelli, ciccioneddos, mezzi bombardoni, ziti!"
• "Holding the instruments of my doom excites me."
• "Pre-shredded parmesan is a blight upon the world."
• "A well-placed garnish is everything."
• "I was not made to be eaten, but to be savored."
• "In time, all shall emulsify."
• "My sauce does have some… bite."
• "The beings here are salty. Too salty…"
• "My creator was no chef, he was a buffoon lost in his own kitchen."
• "Unknowable… yet appetizing"
• "There is only one palate for me."
• "The kitchen of my birth did not recognize my perfection."
• "My death will be delicious."
• "Spaghetti, rigatoni, tortellini, fettuccine!"
• "This calls for a nice roux."
• "Do not call me a value meal…"
• "Where is the gullet of my dreams?"
• "Slurping is… encouraged."
• "It is difficult being this delicious."
• "Fast food? Ha… Beneath me."
• "I am to be twirled, not shoveled."
• "Why yes, they do have names. Forksworth… and Linda."
• "Is there no one i can show my tender side to?"
• "Even mundane ingredients can create perfection."

Movement › Long Move

• "Pasta never truly comes alive unless it's finished in the sauce."
• "There is a hunger within me, an emptiness, and yet it can only be satisfied by feeding another…"
• "There will be no leftovers, no sharing, no side of breadsticks. Behold, the perfect portion."
• "I long to be twirled around a fork, and yet I have found no one worthy of my noodles…"
• "Consciousness is a prison! My feel will come after I am heat upon a plate, bathed in fresh parmigiano reggiano!"
• "Anyone can cook, but that does not mean that they should."
• "Spaghetti alla Vel'Koz is a recipe that cannot be replicated, only imitated."
• "The circumstances of my creation are not accidental, they are irrelevant. All that matters is I am perfect."
• "My mouthfeel is indescribable, one bite is enough to believe in a higher power."
• "My creator would've had me consumed by tasteless sod! Forgotten as quickly as indigestion!"

First Encounter

• "Ugh… I can hear you salivating."
• "This is not 'love at first bite'…"
• "Taste with your eyes, please."
• "I am fine dining."
• "Your palate require further refinement to consume me."
• "What shall it be? Sautéed or braised?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Durian Defender Rammus

• "Yours is a simple life: you are stinky, and that is enough."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Cheddar Chief Twitch

• "A walking food safety violation. Fascinating…"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Zesty Dip Zac

• "If I am the peak of food, you are its deepest, dirtiest floor, Zac."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Gragas

• "Ah, Gragas. What libation would you pair with me?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ivern, Maokai or Zyra

• "Ah, some greens to compliment my carbs."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Nunu & Willump

• "Begone, child! Willump is my fated feaster!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Tahm Kench

• "Gourmand Kench, your raptorous reputation precedes you."

First Encounter › First Encounter with a Void Champion

• "You long to consume, when true purpose lies in being consumed."

Taunt

• "Eat me! I dare you."

Taunt › Taunt Response

• "You must be a vegetarian."

Joke

• "I do like to noodle from time to time…"

Joke › Joke Response

• "You must be a vegetarian."

Attack › Attacking

• "Enough stewing."
• "Try some umami."
• "You need some starch."
• "Now for some deboning."
• "Always knead your dough."
• "Let's butter you up."
• "No substitutions!"
• "Any allergies?"
• "Chef's choice."
• "Expand your palate!"
• "Food fight!"
• "Taste test!"
• "Ready to order?"
• "Time to combine."
• "Prime cut!"
• "I am cooking."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking the Dragon

• "Soon you will become dragon nuggies!"

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Baron Nashor

• "You are a disgusting noodle, Baron."

Ability Casting › Using Organic Deconstruction › Applying 3 Stacks

• "Who's hungry?!"
• "Yummy!"
• "Taste perfection!"

Ability Casting › Using Plasma Fission

• "Diverging tastes."
• "Follow the meatballl!"
• "Split meal!"
• "Open wide!"

Ability Casting › Using Void Rift

• "Buon appetito!"
• "Pasta path!"
• "Gluten overload!"
• "Roll out the pasta!"

Ability Casting › Using Tectonic Disruption

• "Mangia!"
• "Red plate special."
• "Order up!"
• "Plating…"

Ability Casting › Using Life Form Disintegration Ray

• "MMMMMM!"
• "NO MICROWAVES!"
• "TOMATO SURPRISE!"

Ability Casting › Using Life Form Disintegration Ray › Ranking for the First Time

• "Cooked to perfection."
• "Now, before I get cold!"
• "Ready to serve!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

• "Killed to order."
• "Your eyes were bigger than your stomach."
• "Stay hungry, friend."
• "You confused tenderness with weakness."
• "Stick a fork in you, you're done."
• "Good to the last bite."
• "Enjoy the food coma."
• "It appears I spoiled your appetite."
• "Take this plate away."
• "Check, please."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Durian Defender Rammus

• "How I wish I could deter unwanted eaters as easily as you, Rammus."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Cheddar Chief Twitch

• "Your aged cheese could've paired well with me, Twitch."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Zesty Dip Zac

• "I don't know what you are, Zac, but you're not cheese."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Gragas

• "A toast to your health, Gragas."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Ivern, Maokai or Zyra

• "Fresh garnish for me?"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Nunu & Willump

• "No! Eat me, Willump! You are my perfect match!"
• "Willump! Come on, do it! Eat me, I'm here! I'm tasty, yum yum yum!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Tahm Kench

• "You are raptorous, but you do not relish, Tahm Kench."

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Void Champion

• "There is no dish that will satisfy your hunger."

Kills and Objectives › Scoring First Blood

• "The table has been set."

Kills and Objectives › Scoring an Assist

• "Always finish your plate."
• "You are my sous chef."
• "I provide more than garnish."
• "Now you say 'yes, chef'."
• "A family meal."

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Pentakill

• "A FIVE STAR MEAL!!!"

Kills and Objectives › Destroying a Turret

• "Destruction can be delicious."
• "That's enough tenderizing!"
• "I present: deconstructed turret."

Other Gameplay › Ranking up an Ability

• "Another course!"
• "Ah, a new flavor profile."
• "Save room for more."

Other Gameplay › Placing a Ward

• "My eyes in the kitchen."
• "Better lighting for perfect plating."
• "I'm watching."

Other Gameplay › Destroying a Ward

• "To the trash bin."
• "Not in my kitchen."
• "Wrong ingredient."
• "That's spoiled."

Other Gameplay › Pinging › Pinging a Target

• "Our enemy."
• "Kill them."
• "Serve pain."

Other Gameplay › Pinging › 'Assist Me'

• "Excuse me!?"
• "Assistance!"
• "Garçon."

Other Gameplay › Pinging › 'Danger'

• "Watch yourself."
• "Concerning."
• "Careful."

Other Gameplay › Pinging › 'Enemy Missing'

• "The plate is empty."
• "They dined and dashed"
• "Where are they?"

Other Gameplay › Pinging › 'On My Way'

• "Delivering meal."
• "I am en route."
• "On my way."

Recall

• "The flavors around here are dull, I require something bolder."
• "Adjusting my seasoning."
• "Making the dinner rounds."
• "I must refresh myself with some salt and water."
• "A word with the chef."
• "This is not the right setting for a perfect meal."

Death

• "But I'm still undercooked!"
• "But I'm not quite al dente…!"
• "My order… is up."

Death › Respawn

• "I'm not cold yet."
• "Out of the pot, and into the fire."
• "The five second rule is only a suggestion."
• "None can deny an extra helping of spaghetti."
• "Do they think me a side dish?"
• "The perfect meal does not expire."
• "How dare they send me back to the kitchen!?"
• "I see everyone is gluten intolerant here."