Zoe Quotes

Champion Select

Pick

• "Yes! This'll be fun! Right?"

Ban

• "No, that's not nice!"

Movement

First Move › First Move with Enemy Aurelion Sol

• "Aww, I can hear my favorite wittle space doggy."
• "I think we're gonna get to play with the cosmic space dragon. He's funny, but he needs better manners."
• "Space dragons are so arrogant until you train them. We're gonna train this one."

First Move › First Move with Enemy Ezreal Both sides

• "Hi Ezreal! I mean— that is you over there, right? I'm over here. I'm Zoe... Never mind.
• "Hey, I'm Zoe! You're Ezreal! I know that! I mean— uh, I found it out! I mean... Awh, kill me now."

Moving

• "Something good is going to happen. With sparkles!"
• "Trickster never loses. Because Zoe changes the rules."
• "Ugh, Targon has rules, but blehh, I'm gonna hang out anyway."
• "♪ I wanna wanna, go to some place, place place. ♪"
• "Dusk and dawn are the same. So there's actually two of me. Orrr I could be totally lying."
• "I'm gonna dance in my superpants. Cause otherwise I would be naked!"
• "I like all these things around me! The creatures. And... and the plants!"
• "Are we done in this reality yet? Hello? Hellooo?"
• "I should figure out a new game. One that mortals can play without dying!"
• "Do not look into the eyes of a god, or fly into its ears."
• "The eye that looks ahead for the safe course is closed forever."
• "What's fun around here?" Zoe gasps. "What about over there!"
• "No one free is afraid of... mischief."
• "I wonder who's around."
• "You know, I wouldn't trust me, but I would totally like me." Zoe gasps quietly. "I do like me."
• "Y'know, there's not enough unicorns here!"
• "The wheel turns, day becomes night... time to make colors!"
• "I hope this world survives... I like it!"
• "Aaand a skip-skip and a jump-jump!"
• "If this wasn't so pretty, I wouldn't care that it's all about to change."
• "Time is a tide. All that it gives, it also takes."
• "I should come here every millennium! I like it!"
• "♪ I wanna have fun and chat with someone besides myself! ♪ I am a good listener though."
• "Well, this is a pretty chill reality."
• "Starlight is an expression of something inside bursting to get out!"
• "Every day, every season... ends. And begin something new!"
• "I am supposed to give them a message! But I forgot the sonic pattern for it..."
• "There is mischief in the stars. Also gas clouds. They smell like farts."
• "Daylight is too bright, the night is too dark, I want more colors!"
• "♪ Things totally change so they can be the same but also totally different! ♪"
• "Hmmmm... What do boys like?"
• "While I wait, I will stay happy!" Zoe laughs and snorts. "Oh..."
• "I'm gonna hack the government later. But first, jump-roping!" Cyber Pop
• "I thought my VR rig wasn't working, but this is pretty swank!" Cyber Pop
• "This virtual reality is so lifelike! I wonder if anyone's in chat. Hello? Hellooo?" Cyber Pop
• "Alt reality online. Time to berf the gerf." Cyber Pop
• "I like this virtual reality, especially its lack of network security!" Cyber Pop
• "This simulation is pretty cool!" Cyber Pop
• "Every system has a weakness. We're going to find it!" Cyber Pop
• "Every apparent vector is actually parallax! Here it's just waaay more so." Cyber Pop
• "Let's de-encrypt this whole reality!" Cyber Pop
• "Man, they totally should've put this place in hybrid encryption, but they didn't!" Cyber Pop
• "Math is beautiful. All around us is beautiful math we can remake the world with!" Cyber Pop
• "I'm called Zoe, but it's just my smurf handle." Cyber Pop
• "Breakin' firewalls like they was suckas!" Zoe laughs. Cyber Pop
• "Did I remember to run script? Oh dang!" Cyber Pop
• "Ooh! These VR auto-render foliages are amaze-o!" Cyber Pop
• "I can't believe this whole thing is procedurally generated!" Cyber Pop

Long Move

• "I speak of the changes coming. That is our purpose. ...It's a pretty easy job."
• "Nobody has to grow up if they don't want to. Orrrrr maybe they do. I don't, though."
• "Dusk and dawn—the ending is the beginning." Zoe hums.
• "I'm not boy-crazy! I just... don't have a boyfriend yet."
• "There are holes in reality. And... in donuts."
• "When the beings here look up, do they think we're looking back?! We really aren't."
• "♪ Here we go on an adventure, through this place! Even though we don't know the name of it! ♪ It doesn't matter!"
• "There are so many weirdos here... It's awesome!"
• "The sun and moon rise in time, to ash and mirth. The mountain takes... all. Change comes."
• "Hey guys, so, cosmic change time, possible armageddon, twilight of the gods, blah-blah-blah — you've been heralded."
• "There is a day we must all fulfill our destiny. ...That day is taco day!"
• "There's this illusion of the reality, but it's not really really real, like it's beside and inside and inside and beside, but never on top... Nevermind, just kidding, but not really.."
• "Hello? Hey, I'm over here if you want to aim a high-velocity attack against me! Maybe you'll hit me this time!"
• "The sky is billions of explosions burning far away! How could you not wanna see them?? I did. They were pretty cool."
• "Ohh! I like how the atmospheric refraction is favoring intense short waves today!"
• "I bring a message for you all: a warning, a sigil. But first, I wanna see the sparkle flies."
• "♪ Heyyyy! I'm gonna have new friends, new friends here, and it's gonna be awesome 'cause they are awesome and we'll have an awesome party with cake and stuff! ♪" Zoe gasps. "Should I make chocolate mooncake or strawberry mooncake?" Zoe gasps again, louder. "CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY CAKE!!"
• "So, there's these, like, yinger and yangerons, and they spin in this projected pattern which intersects fourth-dimensionally. But it isn't a measurable function. It's got a whoosh, whoom, whoooooooooh!"
• "The sky called to me. So I went! It was pretty cool. I like this too, though."
• "Psst! Hey! Can you tell me your secrets? I promise not to tell them to... everyone!"
• "Anyone wanna go into that ankle-deep liquid? Hello? Hellooooo!!"
• "We don't try to understand the sense it doesn't make, so we're trying to share that with you. You're welcome."
• "This will be fine! Don't worry about it Zoe, things break all the time. Like reality, planets... y'know, stuff."
• "I didn't even know boys existed! Now I just want one to hold my hand and look in my eyes! ...A cute one."
• "Hey everyone! We are Zoe, and we are gonna hack them!" Cyber Pop
• "Time to hack the system!" Cyber Pop
• "Ooh! Rebooting inside the system!" Cyber Pop
• "The sine of 2a times the sine of b minus c times x plus the sine of 2b times the sine of c minus a times y plus the sine of 2c plus the sine of a minus b times x equals 0... yeah, that's pretty!" Cyber Pop
• "We're gonna space tangle the encrypt override with a chaos cypher metakey and spacio-code! Those aren't real words." Cyber Pop
• "Okay, we're in!" Cyber Pop

First Encounter

First Encounter with Ezreal Both sides

• "Are you from here? I walk between worlds. Well, hop, actually. You're cuuuute..."
• "If you won't pay attention to me, I'll blow up your world! Probably not... but I might!"
• "I'm just saying, if you wanted to hold hands, that would be okay."
• "I have a question I wanna ask, buuuuut I need you to say yes before I ask it."

First Encounter with Lux

• "You don't own rainbows!"
• "Double rainbows are dumb. You're dumb."

Taunt

• "Ahh... I need a nap."
• "What's with all the negative waves?"
• "There is another reality inside all of us. Maybe not you though."
• "You might emerge somewhere else in the sky, somewhen else in time. That would be better."
• "Is this the best physical representation you can manifest? It completely lacks zazz!"

Taunt Response

• "Or, what."
• "Yeah? Well..." Zoe blows a raspberry.
• "Was that... sharing?"
• "Oh. Wow. That's like, totally off the mandala."
• "Thanks for asking! I like butterflies, unicorns, and watching the end of finite realities!"

Joke

• "Ooh?"

Dance

• Zoe beatboxes. "I should start a band."

Attack

Attacking

• "Could we play a game pleeease?"
• "Changed your mind about me yet?"
• "At dusk, a new game begins."
• "These interactions are pretty weird."
• "Wanna learn to play bubble stars?"
• "Tag, you're it! Hey, I said you're it!"
• "I don't want to grow up. You can't make me."
• "♪ Want to see something neat? ♪"
• "Ha! Let's get vloopy! ...That's a word, right?"
• "I've got a magic present for you! Here it comes!"
• "C'mon! Try and catch me!"
• "Please smile!"
• "Here you go!"
• "This is the precipice of a new reality!"
• "We're having fun, right?"
• "Time to change!"
• "More sparkles, now!"
• "♪ What's your name? ♪"
• "I'm coming over to say "Hi!""
• "How's it going?"
• "You're so funny, acting like magic hurts!"
• "Good attacking! It's my turn, right?"
• "I'm over here!"
• "I can't help myself in doing mean things, sorry!"
• "Oh, do you wanna do something, we should do something!"
• "Delightful little world you have... I like it!"
• "I don't mean to hurt you. I just do sometimes!"
• "Don't be boring!"
• "You won't play? I'll make you!"
• "I am called Zoe."
• "Oh, you silly bean!"
• "So this the type of game you like?"
• "I'm Zoe. What's your name?"
• "Do something fun! The world might be ending... Or not!"
• "Hey, what else is fun?"
• "This is the game you wanna play?"
• "Are you smiling yet?"
• "Hi! My name is Zoe."
• "Fine weather, isn't it?"
• "Your lives are short, but I love sparkles..."
• "This should be fun. Fun~!"
• "Paradigm shift time!"
• "Hey, whatcha doing?"

Attacking › Attacking Aurelion Sol

• "Boop this!"
• "Um, I'm a space dragon! And I'm the center of the universe!"
• "I wanna pet you!"
• "Bad, bad space dragon! Bad!"
• "You're so full of yourself!"

Attacking › Attacking Ezreal Both sides

• "I'm not saying Lux isn't a good girlfriend buuuttt... you could do better!"
• "You just haven't realized how cool I am yet!"
• "Do I like you or chocolate mooncake more?! So hard to decide!"
• "Hey! I might like liiikkeee you!"
• "Hello! Hi! Hey! Or... whatever..."
• "I attack you! Because... uh, reasons!"
• "I wanna steal you!"
• "I did not say I wanna kiss you... yet..."

Attacking › Attacking Lux

• "Do you even know he likes you!?"
• "Ezreal is really dreamy!"
• "I'm not attacking you! I'm expressing my displeasure!"
• "You are my rival! Prepare to be destroyed!"
• "Tall girls suck!"

Attacking › Attacking a Female Champion

• "Why won't you hang out with me?!"
• "Oh! So pretty! I want you to be my friend! Pleeeaaaasee!"
• "Let's like, do something together... Oh! Do you like mooncake?!"
• "I have a gift for you!"
• "Like you, I will try my best! Also, chocolate mooncake!"
• "We are going to be best friends!"
• "What's wrong with liking pink?"
• "I like your hair and clothes, so pretty!"
• "I'm girly too. I'm a girl, aren't I?"
• "You need more stardust, I could give you some!"
• "I'm just cute. You're gorgeous!"
• "You're so pretty!"
• "Can I tell you a secret? I like you!"
• "Do you wanna be sisters?"
• "You're so cool! I love you!"
• "Isn't this cool?"
• "This is fun, right?"
• "It's so random, becoming best friends.."
• "Do you have a boyfriend? Tell me! I must know!"

Attacking › Attacking a Yordle

• "Oh so cute! So so cute!"
• "Adorable!"
• "Oh you're precious. I could eat you up!"
• "You're supposed to be happy fuzzy."
• "What a wittle wovewy thing you are!"
• "You're. So. Fluffy!"
• "I just want to hug you 'til you explode!"
• "Run you fluffy cutie thing!"
• "Are you made of rainbows? So cute!"
• "You're ugly, but in a cute way."

Ability Casting

Using Paddle Star!

• "Ha."
• "Ha!"
• "Haa!"
• "Whoosh!"

Using Paddle Star! › Recast

• "POW!"
• "HAHAA!"
• "WHAHA!"
• "AHA!"

Using Paddle Star! › Hitting an Enemy at Max Range

• "Go Zoe go!"
• "Ri-dic-u-lous!"
• "Swooshy!"
• "Perfect!"
• "Ha!"
• "Hiya!"
• "And more of that!"
• "Catch!"
• "Boggo!"
• "Goal!"
• "Kaboomey!"
• "Roaaarr!" Zoe snorts and chuckles playfully.
• "Oh, no..." Zoe chuckles playfully.
• "Match-a!"
• "Hi!"
• "They were like, 'AHHH! Foosh.'"

Using Paddle Star! › Missing

• "HELP...!"
• "How did I?! Uuuughh!"
• "Really?!"
• "Shoot!"
• "Dang!"
• "Miss!"
• "Oh, dung beetles!"
• "Oh, farn it!"

Using Spell Thief › Spell Shard Pickup

• "Am I the only one who can see these?"
• "Should I have picked this one up?"
• "These beings just leave magic everywhere!"
• "Never enough pockets for these spells."
• "More for me!"
• "Guess I'll keep it."
• "Nice spell!"
• "Aw, this spell is neat!"
• "Useful?"
• "Yes, more magic!"
• "You left a copy of your spell here. I took it. Kthx."
• "Whamo!"
• "Whoo!"
• "Whooo!"
• "Whooo!"

Using Portal Jump

• "Ha!"
• "Ha!"
• "Whoop!"

Kills and Objectives

Killing a Champion

• "We all grow up! Well, you died, but... y'know."
• "I am the best-ah!"
• "Gotcha! Now that was more sparkles."
• "Wait... they aren't coming back?"
• "Goodbye, my new friend!"
• "THAT WAS AWESOME-AWESOME! Right?"
• "BYE BYE! But isn't it better with sparkles and more colors?"
• Zoe gasps. "Celebration time! ♪ CHOCOLATE MOONCAKE TIIIIIIIME! ♪"
• "Sorry! Beauty always has tears. Even when we're happy."
• "Naptime for you!"
• "Hehe! More chocolate mooncake for me!"
• "You. Were. A poophead!"
• "Another dead noob..." Cyber Pop
• "Aww, guess they were new to PvP." Cyber Pop
• "We are surrounded by noobs." Cyber Pop
• "Next time, can you be a challenge?" Cyber Pop

Killing Aurelion Sol

• "Aww, space dragon should have gotten back on his leash."
• "I'm gonna miss that cosmic dragon... Oh look, butterflies!"
• "Said he made all the stars, and the humans believed him?!"
• "Cosmic space dragon? Kinda chatty. So arrogant."
• "I liked your stars, but you're not the big deal you thought you were."

Killing Ezreal Both sides

• "What? No! Why isn't he moving anymore?"
• "Oh no, I think I played too rough!"
• "But now how is he gonna be my first kiss? He's dead!"
• "He was so cute. I mean, uh, not that I noticed. Hehe."

Killing Lux

• "You probably didn't deserve that, Lux. Sorry, but not really."
• "Oops, I might have gotten a little jealous. Sorry, Lux."
• "Bye bye 'blondie'!"
• "I do not like yellow hair. And Demacia. And light magic. And everything about her!"
• "'Oh, I'm Lux. I'm so tall, and all the boys like me!' HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM, 'SPARKLES'?!"

Recall

• "Ah?-" Zoe makes blowing noises. "Wee-oo!"

Death

• "So dizzy..."
• "Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
• "I'm dizzy..."
• "Wooh..."