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Twitch Quotes

95 voice lines from League of Legends.

Pick

"What doesn't kill you just isn't finished yet."

Ban

"I'm on to you!"

Twitch's interactions conversation pages with both sides

Champion Select

Pick

  • "What doesn't kill you just isn't finished yet."

Ban

  • "I'm on to you!"

Movement

Moving

  • "Hey, what did I step in?"
  • "From out of the sewers comes... doom."
  • "Who let all these plants survive?"
  • "Ohohoho, yes, yes..."
  • "What's 'sharing'?"
  • "Don't trust any liquid that you can see through."
  • "It's sticky so you don't drop it."
  • "Ugh, I can't even taste the air up here, bleugh."
  • "They're planning something, I know it."
  • "I'm on to you!"
  • "All pipes lead to home."
  • "Rust is like more delicious mold."
  • "Who's following me?"
  • "Hop on, lice."
  • "They are the plague."
  • "Watch your step."
  • "Have you met my fleas?"
  • "Are you gonna finish that?"
  • "Aged like a fine egg."
  • "Dip it in sewage... leave it in the sun for a while... oh, yes, that's perfect, yes!"

First Encounter

First Encounter with Janna

  • "Stop moving my stench!"

First Encounter with Leona Both sides

  • "The only thing the sun's good for, is what it does to milk."

First Encounter with Singed

  • "I have this... uncontrollable urge to follow you."
  • "I see why everyone chases you."
  • "Oohoohoo, Singed! You smell nice!"

First Encounter with Zac

  • "I thought this place could use a little gooping up!"
  • "You remind me of home."

Taunt

  • "I hear you're trash. Bow before your king!"
  • "They can play this at your funeral."
  • "I'm dedicating this piece to you."
  • "One of these is going to get stuck in your head."

Joke

  • "I'm a connoisseur of the finer things!" Twitch munches.
  • "Sneaking around really works up your appetite!" Twitch munches.
  • "Always pack a snack a month in advance!" Twitch munches.
  • "Ah, finally ripe!" Twitch munches.

Attack

Attacking

  • "I demand tribute!"
  • "Look what the pipes washed in."
  • "I dealt it! It was me!"
  • "Mine!"
  • "Ripe for the picking."
  • "Stand still! My eyes are on the side of my head!"
  • "I demand a sandwich!"
  • "Aim, then shoot. Aim, then shoot."
  • "It'll only hurt 'til you die."
  • "Boop!"
  • "Plenty more where that came from! Seriously, I carry a lot of ammo."
  • "I greased these all myself."
  • "I licked this bolt for you."
  • "Ohoho, that's gonna fester."
  • "How do you aim with all this light?"
  • "What's yours is mine."
  • "They'll have more holes than my favorite cheese."
  • "Exterminate this!"
  • "Shooting's easy. Aiming's hard."
  • "Hope that gets infected."
  • "No touching!"

Ability Casting

Using Ambush

  • "I'll be right under their noses..." Twitch chuckles.
  • Twitch chuckles mischievously. "Time to go."
  • Twitch chuckles. "Sneaky, sneaky..."

Using Ambush › Exiting Stealth

  • "It's me! Hahahahaa!"
  • "Hi!"
  • "Oh, hello! Huhahahahaa!"
  • "I was hiding! Hehehahaa, grr!"

Using Venom Cask

  • "You're welcome!"
  • "I'm gonna want that back!"
  • "Now, there's a smell you can feel!"
  • "Here's something that won't wash off!"

Using Contaminate

  • "You're looking a little green!"

Using Spray and Pray

  • "Share this!"
  • "Sewer skewers for everybody!"
  • "Pins and needles!" Twitch laughs maniacally.

Shopping

Buying an Item

  • "Ah, a little stench and it'll be perfect."
  • "Aww, this doesn't smell at all."
  • "It's mine. I licked it."
  • "Shiny, not for long."
  • "Shiny? Ugh."
  • Twitch chuckles. "This will do."

Buying a Health Potion or Refillable Potion

  • "My ears are tingling. My... tail is tingling."
  • "You drink this?"
  • "Oof, this'll put hair on your tail."
  • "Needs more... sludge."

Buying Last Whisper

  • "My last whisper will be yogurt mold."
  • "My last whisper will be maggot pie, ooh."
  • "My last whisper will be street bacon."
  • "My last whisper will be curdle pops."

Buying a Ward

  • "Nobody sneaks into my turf."
  • "Trespassers will be shot, then looted, then... chewed on for a while!"
  • "I need these for my stash."

Other Gameplay

Using a Health Potion or Refillable Potion

  • "D'aww, it's not even stale yet!"
  • "Bleurgh, this tastes awful!"

Placing a Ward

  • "Trespassers will be gnawed."
  • "Keep out."
  • "I'm watching."

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Every line here is quoted as the League of Legends Wiki transcribes it. Voice lines belong to Riot Games. Sound effects and the wiki's trivia notes are left out. Quote text is licensed CC BY-SA 3.0, from the League of Legends Wiki's revision 4058161 (September 1, 2026).