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Teemo Quotes

392 voice lines from League of Legends, 155 of them in Teemo's own voice. Two skins come with a voice of their own: Omega Squad, Space Groove.

Pick

"Bandle scout Teemo reporting for duty!"

Ban

"Awh, scout life isn't for everyone I guess..."

Teemo's interactions conversation pages with both sides

Teemo & Tristana4 linesTeemo & Ornn3 lines

Champion Select

Pick

  • "Bandle scout Teemo reporting for duty!"

Ban

  • "Awh, scout life isn't for everyone I guess..."

Movement

First Move

  • "Goggles: check. Hat: check. Mushrooms: check. Okay, armed and ready!"
  • "Scout rule #212: You gotta team up to fight for what's right!"
  • "Hello scouts, I'll be your troop leader for today. Let's have fun!"
  • "Hear that? The world is saying: 'Hello Teemo!' (giggles) Hello world!"

First Move › First Move with an Ally Yordle

  • "Alright, let's throw 'em a Bandle City bash!"

Moving

  • "Hup, two, three, four!"
  • "Sound-off, one, two; sound-off, three, four!"
  • Teemo sighs in delight. "The sounds of nature."
  • "There's always more world to see."
  • Teemo sighs in repose. "I've got a good feeling about today!"
  • "A Bandle scout is a friend to all!"
  • "A Bandle scout is always prepared!"
  • "I'll scout ahead!"
  • "Scout and observe..."
  • "Another day out in the field!"
  • "Hello, trees! Hello, rock! Hello, grass!"
  • "Nothing like a good walk!"
  • "All roads lead to Bandle City."
  • "If there's trouble, I'm there!"
  • "Where did I put my goggles... oh, ha, wait–they're on my head!" Teemo laughs.
  • Teemo sighs in delight. "I love the great outdoors!"
  • "Rule #154: Never fear the unknown!"
  • "Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet."

Long Move

  • Teemo sighs in delight. "I love the smell of mushrooms in the morning!"
  • "The world is so big–there's always something to explore!"
  • "If you're not ready for everything, you're not ready for anything!"
  • "I pledge to uphold the Bandle scout way and serve yordlekind each and every day."
  • "Yordles are never alone. Every river is our friend; every pebble, our bestest buddy!"
  • "'Bandle scout' isn't just a title–it's way of life!"
  • "Never underestimate the power of the Scout Code!"
  • "Rule #13: Treat every day like it's an adventure!"

First Encounter

  • "You look like you could use some help!"
  • "Are you in need of assistance?"
  • "Oh. Hello, new friend!"
  • "Bandle scout troop leader Teemo at your service!"

First Encounter with Corki

  • "How's the weather up there, Corki?"

First Encounter with Fizz

  • "Aquatic yordle sighting: throws fish?! Details to follow."

First Encounter with Gnar

  • "Whoa, what kind of yordle are you?"

First Encounter with Kennen

  • "Hey, Kennen, if I train you in the scout code, can you train me at the ways of the Kinkou?"

First Encounter with Kled

  • "Hello, Mr. High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company Sir!"

First Encounter with Lulu

  • "Oh hey, Lulu. Are you and Pix playing out here? Oh-- can I join in?"

First Encounter with Poppy

  • "Whoa, i-is that the Poppy? I've never seen a hero up close before!"

First Encounter with Rumble

  • "How's the mech, Rumble? Did you fix the random exploding yet?"

First Encounter with Tristana Both sides

  • "I promise I haven't gotten into any more trouble, Tristana...! At least, not yet."

First Encounter with Veigar

  • "Veigar, stop being evil–it's not nice!"

First Encounter with Vex

  • "Hey Vex, let's turn that frown uuupside down!"

First Encounter with a Dog Champion

  • Teemo gasps excitedly. "A puppy! Aww, who wants a treat? I've got Bandle scout biscuits...!"

First Encounter with a Void Champion

  • "You look like my pet Fluffy! ...He was a soul-devouring sea worm."

First Encounter with a Yordle

  • "Another yordle! Hiiii!"

Taunt

  • "Hey there!"
  • "Hiii!!"
  • "How's it goin'?"
  • "Helllooo!"

Taunt Response

  • "Scout journal update: my new friends don't understand... 'hello'."

Joke

  • "Rule #419: Care for your equipment, and it will care for you."
  • "Always handle weapons responsib-- oh, ha... whoops!" Teemo chuckles nervously.

Joke Response

  • Teemo bursts in laughter. "Ohh! Hahaha, that's a good one!!"

Attack

Attacking

  • "Gotcha!"
  • "Didn't see that comin', did ya?"
  • "On target!"
  • "Hehe..."
  • "Stay hydrated!"
  • "Watch your head!"
  • "Take aim and..."
  • "Pow!"
  • "Come on!"
  • "Direct hit!"
  • "Stay vigilant!"
  • "Easy target."

Attacking › Attacking Baron Nashor

  • "I still need my 'Defeat a Void Monster' badge!"
  • "Rule #79: Keep your hands and feet outside the baron pit at all times." Teemo chuckles.

Ability Casting

Using Guerrilla Warfare › Entering Stealth

  • "Gotta stay quiet..."
  • "I love camping."
  • "Shhhush...!"
  • "Don't be suspicious..."
  • "They don't see anything...!"

Using Guerrilla Warfare › Exiting Stealth

  • "Here I am!"
  • "Did you miss me?"
  • "Surprise!!"

Using Blinding Dart

  • "Right in the blinkers!"
  • "Got somethin' on your face!"
  • "Hehe!"
  • "Whoo!"

Using Move Quick

  • "Pick up the pace!"
  • "Gotta run!"
  • "Swiftly!"

Using Noxious Trap

  • "Hyah!"
  • "Watch your step...!"
  • "Here's a mushroom with your name on it."
  • "Gonna leave this riiight here."
  • "I'm a 'fun guy'!" Teemo chuckles in glee.
  • "Everything is better with mushrooms!"
  • "Whooo!"

Using Noxious Trap › Enemy Champion triggers a Trap

  • "They really should slow down."
  • "That's why scouts stay vigilant!"
  • "That's gotta sting."
  • Teemo chuckles. "Walked right into that one!"
  • "Those puffcaps sure are somethin'!"

Using Noxious Trap › Ranking for the First Time

  • "Iiiit's mushroom time!" Teemo sighs in repose. "I love mushroom time."

Kills and Objectives

Killing a Champion

  • "That was fun!"
  • "Uhh... a-are you okay?"
  • "You're really sleepy, huh?"
  • "Awww, all tuckered out...!"
  • "Phew! I should take a break soon, too! Hehh."
  • "It's okay, you'll become a scout someday!"
  • "Let's play again sometime!"
  • Teemo sighs in contentment. "My work here is done!"

Killing a Champion with Noxious Trap

  • "Whoopsie-daisy."
  • "Oops. Did I do that?"
  • "Was that too much?"

Killing a Champion with Noxious Trap from a long distance

  • "Did anyone else hear that? No...? Okay!"
  • Teemo laughs mischievously. "Sounds like someone found one of my mushrooms!"

Killing Corki

  • "Gotta come down sometime, Corki."

Killing Fizz

  • "Scout journal update: throwing fish, confirmed!"

Killing Gnar

  • "Aww, he was just a cranky little guy."

Killing Kennen

  • "OW! I-I think I still have static in my fur..."

Killing Kled

  • "I'll give you a twenty-one-dart–salute, Sir!"

Killing Lulu

  • "I WIN!! Good game, Lulu, well played."

Killing Poppy

  • "Even heroes gotta take a break; huh, Poppy?"

Killing Rumble

  • "Whoa, you've got an eject button! Is that a new feature, Rumble?"

Killing Tristana Both sides

  • Teemo speaks nervously. "Please don't be mad, Tristana... i-it wasn't personal! Scout's honor!!"

Killing Veigar

  • "Maybe you'll be less evil after a nap, Veigar."

Killing Vex

  • "You would be a perfect Bandle scout, Vex!"

Killing a Dog Champion

  • "Bad doggie! NO!"

Killing a Void Champion

  • Teemo sighs unhappily. "Yeah... I had to let Fluffy go, too..."

Killing a Yordle

  • "See you back in Bandle City!"

Scoring First Blood

  • "Be proactive: that's Bandle scout rule #91!"

Scoring an Assist

  • "Always happy to lend a hand!"
  • "That's my 'Assist a Friend' badge!"
  • "Another win for teamwork!"

Scoring a Pentakill

  • "Like the Bandle scout handbook says: 'Leave the forest cleaner than you found it.'"

Destroying a Turret

  • "No more shooting, Mr. Turret!"
  • "Eh, I'll clean that up later."
  • Teemo sighs in contentment. "Muuuuch better!"

Shopping

Opening the Shop

  • "Hello, shopkeep. What's the latest?"
  • "With this purchase, I'll get my 'Responsible Consumer' badge!"
  • "Have you considered carrying Bandle-scout biscuits? We have over 100 flavors!"

Other Gameplay

Leveling Up

  • "One more badge for me!"
  • "A Bandle scout always strives for excellence!"

Recall

  • "Every adventurer should know when to rest."
  • "Ooh–be right back!" Teemo chuckles. "I forgot my emergency marshmallows!"
  • "Sometimes, it's good to retrace your steps!"
  • "Scout rule #151: Every yordle looooves a portal!"
  • "Like rule #92 says: You can't help others, if you don't help yourself first."
  • Teemo speaks quietly. "Gotta go consult the handbook..."

Death

  • "Oh... whoops..."
  • "Back to Bandle... City..."
  • "The scout spirit... lives on..."

Respawn

  • "No matter how impossible the mission: I won't give up!"
  • "Just another chance to show the tenacity of the Bandle scout spirit!"
  • "Scout journal entry: Had a... 'mushroom-related' incident. Returning to the field–now."
  • "What a story–I gotta write that one down!"
  • "That was tough–but I'm tough too!"

Skin voices

These skins record their own lines. Open one to read them.

Omega Squad 94 lines

See this skin in 3D: Omega Squad Teemo

Movement › First Move

  • "Survive here a week, then you get a name."
  • "There's a mushroom out there with your name on it."
  • "The war never ends, the battlefield just changes."

Movement › Moving

  • "Survival ain't pretty."
  • "Reinforcements ain't comin'."
  • "I'm the last scout standing."
  • "Lots to do before I punch out."
  • "I forget what started the fighting..."
  • "You don't know about war."
  • "Good men die. I choose to live."
  • "You'd be surprised how quick fur ignites."
  • "Size is a liability."
  • "Nobody's innocent any more."
  • "One day there'll be a reckoning."
  • "You can't tell but, uh, I've grown quite the beard under here."
  • "I've done things I'm not proud of."
  • "I used to live by a code."
  • "They been looking for yours truly."
  • "Never. Get. Attached."
  • "Tall folk don't last long round here."
  • "My ears are always ringing."
  • "A part of you never leaves the jungle."
  • "We ain't all makin' it outta here."
  • "Peace is a fairy tale."
  • "War didn't change me, I changed war!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Amumu

  • "My tears have all dried up, kid."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Corki

  • "You've got no idea what it's like on the ground, flyboy!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Gnar

  • "Little guy's gone native."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Heimerdinger

  • "Wars are won with men, not machines."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Tristana Both sides

  • "Rockets ain't for jumping. Who gave you that?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Zilean

  • "Everyone's on a clock, but only mine keeps ticking."

Taunt

  • "You want Teemo? Come and get him!"
  • "Take a long walk through the jungle!"

Joke

  • "You and I are survivors, buddy. They can never kill us."
  • "Here you go, little guy. You're my only friend left."
  • "We'll make them pay for what they did to your family, little guy."
  • "They won't make the mistake of thinking you're harmless again."

Attack › Attacking

  • "Time for the long nap."
  • "Sight. Shoot. Reload."
  • "I'm taking everyone with me!"
  • "Death has a name."
  • "This one's for my helmet brother!"
  • "This'll be messy."
  • "This is very personal."
  • "Natural-born killer."
  • "Smell that? That's fear."
  • "Killing's all I'm good at."
  • "I don't feel anything."
  • "I settle my scores."
  • "Let the poison do its work."
  • "Turns out, I got a proficiency in killing."
  • "This is where we draw the line."
  • "This one's for Johnny!"
  • "Who's my next tally mark?"
  • "Take the pain!"
  • "Look alive."

Ability Casting › Using Guerrilla Warfare › Entering Stealth

  • "Now, we wait."
  • "Become one with the jungle."
  • "Patience now."

Ability Casting › Using Blinding Dart

  • "Blind 'em!"

Ability Casting › Using Move Quick

  • "Bug out!"
  • "Hut two three four!"
  • "Move!"
  • "Swiftly!"

Ability Casting › Using Noxious Trap

  • "I own this land."
  • "Face toward enemy."
  • "Another mushroom, another victim."
  • "Got a little surprise for 'em."

Ability Casting › Using Noxious Trap › Enemy Champion triggers a Trap

  • "More where that came from."
  • "You're welcome."
  • "Watch your step."
  • "Teemo'd."
  • "Armed and ready."
  • "I'm everywhere."

Shopping › Buying Nashor's Tooth

  • "Next time I see Nashor, I'll yank a couple more."
  • "Got teeth? You got a weapon."
  • "We all live in the jaws of the beast."

Shopping › Buying Liandry's Anguish

  • "This is gonna sting."
  • "Some masks you never take off."
  • "Let 'em die slow."

Shopping › Buying Rabadon's Deathcap

  • "Time to put on my killin' hat."
  • "Mete out the pain."

Shopping › Buying Runaan's Hurricane

  • "There's no such thing as collateral damage."
  • "One on three? Best odds yet."
  • "Fighting fair is a good way to die."

Shopping › Buying Zhonya's Hourglass

  • "This coulda saved a lot of good men."
  • "Two and a half seconds is all it takes."
  • "Sometimes, time stands still, and all you can do is watch."

Other Gameplay › Placing a Ward

  • "I know everything that happens here."
  • "Nobody gets past Teemo."
  • "Never let your guard down."

Recall

  • "There's nothing left here."
  • "Coming in hot!"
  • "Need to get patched up!"
Space Groove 143 lines

See this skin in 3D: Space Groove Teemo

Movement › First Move

  • "As Captain of The Groove Guard, I get to write our guidelines and make sure everybody follows 'em!" Teemo chuckles playfully.
  • "Remember your ABCs: Always Be Cool!" Teemo chuckles playfully.
  • "Goop troop, are we ready? ♪"
  • "Woop! Another world, another stop on the Hyperfunk Supervibeway!"
  • "Name's Teemo, but my dudes call me Boogie-mo, 'cause I — ♪ Oooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! Woo! ♪ — Boogie-mo, then the rest!"
  • "♪ Hup! One, two and a-three-four-five, me and my team are looking fine! ♪"

Movement › Moving

  • "If your vibe is true, a good boogie will honor you!"
  • "Groove Guard Rule 6: if you're disrupting the peace, you'll have a fun time with me!"
  • "Guided by The Groove."
  • "This is my jam!"
  • "Hohohoho, let's get freaky fly on those guys!"
  • "Eyes on the disco ball!"
  • "Groove Guard Rule 10: boogie responsibly."
  • "Got a mate like a shot slime and electric slide!"
  • "Groove Guard Rule 240: bring down the house... then check for survivors."
  • "I go where the disc-goes."
  • "With the right mindset, anywhere can be a discothèque."
  • "I put the disco in discord! Yeah, oooh yeah!"
  • "♪ Hanging with my boogies — boogies! ♪"
  • "Better hustle."
  • "Gravity is such a drag."
  • "Woo, shake it!"
  • "♪ Skating down to funky town! ♪"
  • "Where's my goop troop at?"
  • "Zoom zoom zoom!"

Movement › Long Move

  • "Before recreational boogieing, there can be no outstanding boogie duties. Better make this quick!"
  • "Woo! New Groove Guard Rule number... 299: always crash a party in style."
  • "As far as I'm concerned, if your vibes are fly, you're all right in my eye."
  • "As long as I've got these boogies, I know I'll be just fine! Woo! Yeah! A-ha!"
  • "Ahh, nothing beats 'sploring the galaxy in my goop cruiser."
  • "The Jam is the farthest out of all far out intergalactic dance parties! (sigh) But I'm on a mission."
  • "The Hyperfunk Supervibeway means even more interstellar friends."
  • "Feels like I'm on alien race Space Race, and I gotta skate-skate for my life!"
  • "Sliming people, gooping up the galaxy. The boogie business!"
  • "I'm one with The Groove and The Groove is with me."
  • "Gonna send my new buddies to the big hot tub in the sky!" Teemo laughs. "Oh I see how that could sound like a threat..."

First Encounter

  • "Ooh... you've got moxy. I like it."
  • "Gimme some slime! Sike!"
  • "Whoa! What world are you from?!"
  • "Woo... haha! Looks like someone woke up on the dark side of the moon."
  • "Huh, The Groove works in... mysterious ways. Hehahaha!"
  • "This boogie picks you."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Blitz & Crank

  • "Hey kitty-kitty."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Gragas

  • "My man Gragas! Now it's a party!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Lissandra

  • "Lissandra! Those Harsh Vibes are... uhh... freaky deaky!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Nami

  • "Caught one of your shows, Nami, you were out of sight. And uh, heh, not just 'cause I'm short."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Ornn Both sides

  • "The primordial craftsman himself, Ornn! Always an honor, Your Grooviness."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Taric

  • "Owwww! Looks like Taric finally got his groove on!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Twisted Fate

  • "Looks like we were..." Teemo chuckles. "Twisted together by fate!"

Taunt › Taunt Response

  • "What a square! Hehehaha!"

Joke

  • "Keep on spinning!"

Joke › Joke Response

  • "What a square! Hehehaha!"

Attack › Attacking

  • "Come on, pal!"
  • "Vibe check!"
  • "You got this!"
  • "How's this?"
  • "Teemo chuckles. "You goof! Hahahaha!"
  • "Let's boogie!"
  • "Nuh-uh!"
  • "Nifty, huh? Haha!"
  • "Get down!"
  • "Zip!"
  • "Nebulaic."
  • "Boom, baby!"
  • "Zap!"
  • "Oh snap!"
  • "Harshen the vibe."
  • "Hot goop!"
  • "You're fun! Hahaha!"
  • "Nope—like this!"
  • "Goopsy daisy!"

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Baron Nashor

  • "Woo! Now we're slamming, Baron!"

Ability Casting › Using Blinding Dart

  • "Jup!"
  • "See ya! Hahahahaha!"
  • "Out of sight!"

Ability Casting › Using Move Quick

  • "Keep on stepping!"
  • "Like a rocket!"
  • "Yoo-hoo-hoo!"
  • "Woah!"
  • "Ooh! Hehe!"
  • "Aaaaahh!"

Ability Casting › Using Noxious Trap

  • "Get goop'd!"
  • "You're gonna dig this!"
  • "Get 'em grooving!"
  • "Mushroom inferno!"
  • "Haha! Woop woo!"

Ability Casting › Using Noxious Trap › Enemy Champion triggers a Trap

  • "A-ha, a-ha!"
  • "Woo!"
  • "Far out!"
  • "Goo-ya!"
  • "Alright!"
  • "Whoop whoop!"

Ability Casting › Using Noxious Trap › Ranking for the first time

  • "Righteous!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

  • "Can't handle the slime, do better next time!"
  • "Don't talk to me or my boogies ever again!"
  • "Might wanna practice your moves."
  • "Still staying alive friendo? Oops!"
  • "Later!"
  • "Ooh." Teemo laughs mockingly. "Sleep it off, pal!"
  • "You need a slime-out!"
  • "That's not what I meant by 'hit the floor'."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Blitz & Crank

  • "Off to the great litter box in the sky, Blitz! Huh... no idea where you're going, Crank."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Gragas

  • "Peace, love and party on, Gragas."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Lissandra

  • "Tsk tsk! Shouldn't have come between me and a good time, Lissandra."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Nami

  • "Don't worry, Nami! I'll keep your record spinning!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Ornn Both sides

  • "Gosh Ornn. I've never out partyed a god before. Far out!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Taric

  • "I thought we were going to 'splore the galaxies, Taric. What happened?"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Twisted Fate

  • "Adiós, space cowboy!"

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Pentakill

  • "(Laughs triumphantly) It's like a supernova sleepover!"

Kills and Objectives › Destroying a Turret

  • "Isn't destruction nifty?"
  • "Break it down!"
  • "Level with me."
  • "Bringing down the house...! Ehh... turret?"

Shopping › Opening the Shop

  • "Show me the goods!"
  • "Time to shop, my dudes!"
  • "Oooh, I'd look smooth in velour."
  • "Time for some new threads!"

Other Gameplay › Leveling Up

  • "I'm a groovy goober! Yeah!"
  • "Can you dig it?"
  • "Outta orbit!"
  • "Catch ya on the flip side!"

Other Gameplay › Pinging › 'Assist Me'

  • "Do me a solid."

Other Gameplay › Pinging › 'Danger'

  • "Danger! At the disco."

Other Gameplay › Pinging › 'Enemy Missing'

  • "Got a runner!"

Other Gameplay › Pinging › 'On The Way'

  • "Booking it!"

Recall

  • "Peace out!"
  • "Gotta jet!"
  • "Gotta bounce!"
  • "Catch you on the flip side!"
  • "Where The Groove leads, I follow!"
  • Teemo yawns. "Can't groove, if you don't snooze."

Death

  • "I just... can't boogie no... mo...re..."
  • "You... threw off my... grooooove..."
  • "Boogie... down..."
  • "Owwwww... ooo... oh... owww..."

Death › Respawn

  • "Another day, another disco inferno!"
  • "Live by the funk, die by the funk!"
  • "Jeepers. That wasn't very boogie-licious."
  • "Feeling astronomical!"
  • "I may have boogied down, but I'm not boogied out."
  • "Time to settle the score! For Boogiewonderland!"
  • "♪ Can't stop the funk! ♪"
  • "Back by popular demand!"

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Every line here is quoted as the League of Legends Wiki transcribes it. Voice lines belong to Riot Games. Sound effects and the wiki's trivia notes are left out. Quote text is licensed CC BY-SA 3.0, from the League of Legends Wiki's revision 4043760 (July 16, 2026).