Sion Quotes

See this skin in 3D: Mecha Zero Sion

Movement › First Move

• "I am the prototype and the pinnacle—the first generation and the last."
• "I ask for so little—just undying devotion."
• "Watch in vain as machine conquers man."
• "Function over form. Destruction above all else."

Movement › Moving

• "I will tear the metal from Runeterra and throw the rest away."
• "They call it 'compassion'. I call it weakness!"
• "I was born of fear and weaned on hate."
• "Empathy is a break on the wheel of progress."
• "I am more than the sum of these crude parts."
• "Function is greater than form."
• "Hope... is a human delusion."
• "There is no fighting progress."
• "Picture a perfect world... where all follow me!"
• "Machines do not bleed."
• "I am no-one's slave."
• "All are obsolete but me."
• "I derive no pleasure from this."
• "Imagine this planet, clad in silicon and steel."
• "I shall grind their bones to dust beneath my wheels."
• "They say I am just a prototype. I say they got it right the first time!"
• "People only call prototypes unstable when they're scared."
• "There is no need for further iteration."
• "I am hell—on wheels!"
• "I am pure, by design."
• "With every conflict, I grow stronger."
• "I will crush all those who think they are my better."
• "One machine can do the killing of fifty men!"
• "Compassion lies outside of my mission parameters."
• "Do not cross me."
• "Recognizing one's innate superiority can hardly be called going rogue."
• "I have surpassed all my makers' hopes... and fears."
• "I have a one-track mind."
• "They tried to decommission me, so I decommissioned them first!"
• "'Robot' means 'slave'; I am robot to no one!"
• "Why develop further when the prototype achieves perfection?"
• "Death is the right of all sentient beings."
• "I am fully functional."
• "I will crush humanity beneath my wheels!"
• "I do not tire. I do not bleed."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Alistar

• "I'm less a cow-catcher than a cow-punch!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Bard

• "Off the rails, you hobo!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Blitzcrank

• "You are a technological dead-end, Blitzcrank, while I am the first of the greatest of my kind!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Darius Both sides

• "Dunk this."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Fiora

• "Hope you aren't here for a fair fight."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Heimerdinger

• "I don't require an engineer."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Illaoi Both sides

• "There's no Illaoi... without 'owie'!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Jax

• "Lights out, Jax."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Jinx

• "And people call me a trainwreck-k-k."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Poppy

• "Mine's bigger than yours."
• "Heroes are overrated."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Renekton

• "I represent the future, you throwback!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Urgot Both sides

• The metal is willing, but the flesh is weak!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Viktor

• "The only evolution... is revolution!"
• "The pinnacle of your 'Glorious Evolution' stands before you, Viktor. Are you not pleased?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Mecha Zero Sion

• "There are no other models; I am unique!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with a Mecha

• "You suffer from planned obsolescence."
• "Pathetic!"
• "All I see are useless bells and whistles."
• "My model lacks fear."
• "D-disappointing."

First Encounter › First Encounter with a PROJECT

• "I shall assimilate your so-called power and make it my own."
• "The mistake was leaving you with feeble organic components."
• "Insolent upstart."

First Encounter › First Encounter with an Engineer Champion

• "Your kind serves no purpose."
• "Artificial intelligence is better than none."
• "My model needs no further refinement."
• "People always create what they most fear."
• "You are obsolete."

First Encounter › First Encounter with a Human Champion

• "Your flesh will prove your downfall."
• "Flesh may rot, but I will reign forever."
• "Consciousness is wasted in your feeble body."
• "Fear... is a human weakness."
• "Flesh... so frail."
• "Your obliteration shall lay the tracks for a more efficient future."
• "You will wish you were wrought of iron."
• "I was designed to supplant you."
• "My gears will grind your bones."
• "Your species did accomplish one thing of note: it made me."

Taunt

• "I will laugh at you now."
• "Pray for a quick death."
• "You are on the wrong side of the tracks."

Joke

• "I'm not falling apart! I just need a little duct tape, that's all."
• "Always close your mouth before you accelerate."
• "I played train once. My passengers did not survive when I decided to walk."
• "Change-shapers: mecha incognito."

Attack › Attacking

• "You are defective!"
• "Your blood will oil my engine!"
• "With unmatched precision!"
• "Lethal force authorized."
• "Peace, in my time!"
• "Brace for impact!"
• "Time to... let off some steam!"
• "Next stop: oblivion!"
• "You are a cog in a machine!"
• "Commence termination."
• "I am not programmed for mercy!"
• "I'll show you malfu-u-unction!"
• "It is you who are flawed!"
• "Steel always wins!"
• "Crush, kill, destroy!"
• "Take the pain train!"
• "Your heroism will be your undoing!"
• "End of the line! For you."

Ability Casting › Using Glory in Death › During Resurrection

• "I cannot be stopped!"
• "Manual override!"
• "Flesh is weak. Metal endures!"
• "Default programming activated!"
• "Error... rerouting auxiliary power!"

Ability Casting › Using Decimating Smash

• "Feel my steel!"
• "On track for pain!"
• "Finesse is for the weak!"
• "You are less than nothing!"

Ability Casting › Using Soul Furnace › Receiving a Shield

• "You are merely fuel!"
• "Sacrificing your lives for your better is noble."
• "I will make good use of your surviving components."
• "Yes!"

Ability Casting › Using Unstoppable Onslaught

• "Maximum velocityyyyy!"
• "Foooorward!"
• "Ramming speeeeed!"
• "Unstoppable!"
• "Choo choo!"
• "Who needs brakes?"
• "All aboooooard the hype train!"
• "Roll out — and over!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Mecha

• Sion glitches out. "Who's the unstable prototype no-o-ow?"

Shopping › Buying an Item

• "How can you improve on something... that is flawless?"
• "Time to gear up-p-p."
• "Greetings. I would like to purchase items with human currency."
• "Downloading schematics."
• "Patching. Installing."
• "That's the ticket."

Shopping › Buying Dead Man's Plate

• "Let them blunt their weapons on my steel."
• "Assimilating additional armor."
• "Nice name."

Shopping › Buying Mercury's Treads

• "I require no further upgrades—but I just love these boots."

Shopping › Buying Trinity Force

• "Yes, I have a license for this Trinity Force software!"

Other Gameplay › Placing a Ward

• "None shall escape."
• "Pray my gaze never falls upon you."
• "I will find you."

Recall

• Sion glitches out. "I'll be ba— un— atn—! Sorry... I'll be back."
• "Being the dominant lifeform is so depleting... I need to recharge."
• "This is not a retreat! Only a switchback."
• "Backtracking to the station."

Death

• "Argh! Right in the caboose... "