Qiyana Quotes

Champion Select

Pick

• "You may now appreciate me."

Ban

• "You are right to fear my greatness."

Movement

First Move

• "Oh, good, servants. Carry my panoply to the battle, would you?"
• "Cover the ground behind me. None may tread where I have stepped."
• "I would say 'watch and learn,' but unfortunately you cannot learn this."
• "Is that all they brought to face us? My omele could defeat them, and she is 85."
• "I don't mean to sound arrogant, but I'm extremely good, at everything."
• "I can tell by your expressions you've never met a superior being."
• "Those who are 16-bit will soon grovel at the feet of the superior 32-bit." Battle Boss
• "I'm through being an NPC! From now on, I make the decisions." Battle Boss
• "I will take my rightful place, ruling all Arcadia, from the home base to the majestic mountains where they stopped coding." Battle Boss
• "I am the true ultimate boss. All other bosses are just side quests." Battle Boss
• "I hear this game has a beautiful amazingly talented boss at the end, and her name is Qiyana." Battle Boss

First Move › No Mirror Matchup

• "Congratulations, you have Qiyana. The other side, they have no Qiyana."

Moving

• "It's not a ring blade, it's an ohmlatl! Idiots."
• "Ee-shao-can! They will all learn to say it."
• "Some wait their turn, and some take what they deserve."
• "There will always be someone who is better, and that person is me."
• Qiyana sighs. "I wish there was someone else as perfect as me."
• "I'm getting hot. Where is my royal fanner?!"
• ""Let's see, what can someone do for me."
• "One throne, nine sisters. Nine tragic accidents waiting to happen."
• "My enemies try their best. That is what is so sad."
• "Of course I've mastered fire... I just don't like to show off."
• "I'm not arrogant, I'm right."
• "In Ixtal we call them 'cao-mul': soon to be mud."
• "This place will be a lovely addition to my empire."
• "My feet cannot step where lesser beings have tread."
• "I hate it when they dare look me in the eye."
• "I will grant this place the privilege of being conquered by me."
• "If they want to worship me... hmph, I will not stop them."
• "'Empress Qiyana...' I do like the sound of that."
• "Being young means living to see all your enemies die first."
• "Some people are just born better."
• "The secrets of my enemies carry far on the wind."
• "Ugh, this place could use some reshaping."
• "Line them up. I will bend their knees."
• "Things do what I tell them to. Right, rocks?"
• "If talent were an element, perhaps I could throw some at them."
• "No more hiding in the wilderness. I demand to be seen!"
• "You know what's hard about being a princess? Nothing."
• "Hard work is for those who possess no talent."
• "My parents rule with fairness and compassion. So boring."
• "Those who find Ixtal do not live to speak of it."
• "It is a travesty to not be carried by servants."
• "I do not lack empathy. Other people just need to be better."
• "I cannot wait to be empress. If only my entire family were not in the way."

Moving › Moving in River

• "If I command the rivers to flow backward, they shall."
• "I name this the River Qiyana."
• "The perfect place to dispose of my enemies."

Long Move

• "I know what they are thinking: "There goes Qiyana! She is so much better than all nine of her sisters; I can't believe she's not our queen."
• "We should throw a feast for me, but we'll need something to celebrate. I know! Let us crush the enemy!"
• "Someday, all this will be Ixaocan. A glorious empire, with an empress to fit."

First Encounter

• "I am the shaper of lands, and who are you? A nobody."
• "The rocks don't like you, the plants don't like you, and I'm pretty sure I don't like you."
• "There are levels to this competition. Better stay on yours."
• "How proud you are of your abilities, like an ape who just found a stick."
• "Why are you in my space? I cannot be seen with the likes of you."

First Encounter with Neeko

• "Please, lizard, you cannot copy perfection."

First Encounter with Taliyah

• "Why yes, I believe I will throw another rock."

First Encounter with Zyra

• "The jungle obeys me, Zyra. In time, you will do the same."

First Encounter with an Ixtali

• "You dare raise a hand against your rightful ruler? Estem qa'eve!"

First Encounter with a Piltovan

• "I have a message for you to spread to everyone in your... Pil-tover."
• "Magic from machines? How cheap and distasteful."
• "You Pilt-ovans are like flying squirrels pretending to soar like the eagles."

First Encounter with a Shuriman

• "I have great plans for Shurima, starting with you."
• "We have the great city of Ixaocan. What does your Shurima have? Sand and ghosts."

First Encounter with an Elemental Mage

• "You only know one element? How quaint."
• "Commanding just one element must be quite dull. Then again, it's so you!"

First Encounter with a Mage

• "Impressive magic. Did you buy that at a discount?"
• "Your magic is so primitive. Just like your sense of style."
• "Aww, your primitive magic is adorable."
• "First time seeing real magic? I'll go slowly so you may follow along."

Taunt

• "I can see your weakness; it is just, well, all of you."
• "I have humiliated my own sisters. What do you think I'll do to you?"

Taunt Response

• "I see you have mastered the element of wind."

Joke

• "I claim—" Qiyana hiccups. "Claim this land for Ixao—" Qiyana hiccups again. "I WILL CLAIM THIS LAND FOR IXAOCAN!"

Attack

Attacking

• "Such insolence!"
• "Look around, so many ways to kill you."
• "Qi-ya-na! Say it!"
• "I love your little weapons."
• "You're going to die looking like that?"
• "Why do you not grovel?"
• "Know your place!"
• "You forgot to bow."
• "Ugh, look at you."
• "Waste of elements!"
• "Jaw-dropping, I know."
• "Show some respect!"
• "Twirl!"
• "Go on, amuse me."
• "Simpleton."
• "So basic."
• "Losing is your element."
• "Here! You're used to failure."
• "This is beneath me."
• "I command you to die!"
• "Don't walk where I walk."
• "You presume too much."
• "What do you think you're doing?!"
• "Nuh-uh. You've got to go."
• "Avert your eyes!"
• "Saal yun esqu'uña!"
• "Give me praise!"
• "Here's some advice: quit!"
• "Don't bring that trash over here."
• "Say 'ring blade' one more time...!"
• "Bow your head or lose it!"
• "Hope you brought a cheat code." Battle Boss

Ability Casting

Using Terrashape › Brush

• "Oh grass, please hide me from these imbeciles."
• "I do look good in green."
• "Brings out my eyes."
• "They'll never see me coming. What a shame."
• "This will grow on the graves of my enemies."
• "As green as the envy of my sisters."

Using Terrashape › River

• "Freeze them in their place!"
• "Wet, like the tears of my enemies."
• "Drown them, freeze them, watch them sink."
• "That chill in the air? It's me."
• "They always said I was cold."
• "The best thing about water? My reflection."

Using Terrashape › Terrain

• "So many rocks, so many enemies."
• Qiyana giggles. "Let us throw rocks at them and laugh."
• "Rock is so common. Just like them."
• "For crushing."
• "Stone, the foundation of empires."
• "See? The land knows it is mine."
• "Oh rock, smash these idiots, won't you?"

Kills and Objectives

Killing a Champion

• "Rejoice! You are now part of the legend of Qiyana!"
• "You're welcome. Next!"
• "Not my fault. They should have bowed."
• "Prime Qiyana."
• "Recognize."
• "If you bleed on me, I'll kill you again!"
• "Ha! You even die ugly."
• "Who were you again?"
• "That's where you belong. In the dirt."

Scoring a Pentakill

• "Could someone dispose of these corpses?"
• "Failure, failure, failure, failure, failure."
• "It is exhausting to crush you so much!"

Recall

• Qiyana clears her throat. "Everyone, your future empress is leaving the fight. ...Okay, carry on."
• "Excuse me! ...Uh, excuse me?! Ugh. When I return, this place better have a statue of me."
• "Grass? Oh grass? Take me away from this tiresome battle. And can you also fan me?"
• "Servants, my palanquin. Servants? Ugh, must I do everything myself?"
• "Hello? Qiyanalings? Carry my digital palanquin, would you? Thanks." Battle Boss
• "Oh, mini bosses? The real boss needs to be carried. Yes, thank you." Battle Boss
• "Oh tiny pixelated people? Yes, whatever you are, get me out of here please." Battle Boss

Death

• "Nobody... touch my stuff..."
• "But I'm too amazing to die..."
• "Put a monument... here..."
• "Impossible..."
• "How... dare you!"

Respawn

• "Can't keep me in the ground. The ground obeys me."
• "See? Even death is no match for Qiyana."
• "I suppose they will make me do this the hard way."
• "Did anyone see that? Well, I'll just have to kill them."
• "That was no crushing; that was merely a squeeze."
• "I say give them a win. They're so cute when they think they have a chance."
• "It's not dying, it's restarting from the last checkpoint." Battle Boss