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Nunu & Willump Quotes

530 voice lines from League of Legends, 251 of them in Nunu & Willump's own voice. One skin comes with a voice of its own: Bot.

Pick

"Every adventure is better with a friend!" (Willump noises) *laughs*

Ban

"It's okay, we'll play later."

Nunu & Willump's interactions conversation pages with both sides

Champion Select

Pick

  • "Every adventure is better with a friend!" (Willump noises) *laughs*

Ban

  • "It's okay, we'll play later."

Movement

First Move

  • "This way to... adventure!" (Willump noises)
  • "And so they traveled, over mountains and glaciers! And this one time, there was a village full of people turned into stone! (Willump sighs.) We couldn't help them. (Willump noises) But we're gonna help everyone else!"
  • "Once upon a time, there was a yeti, and a boy. (Willump noises) But this time I get to be the yeti! Roar!" (Willump laughs.)
  • "It's not a flute, Willump. It's a sword, called... Svellsongur! (Willump noises) Fine, I'll stick to snowballs..."
  • (Willump noises) "Uh-huh. (Willump noises) No way! (Willump noises) Woah, that's the best story my ears ever heard! (Willump noises) But... no one got hit in the face with a snowball. (Willump noises) 'Til now! Gotcha, you big galumpa!" *laughs* (Willump noises)
  • "Workshop? More like playshop!" Workshop
  • "We've come to eat candy canes and kick naughty list butt! (Willump noises) And everyone's on the naughty list!" Workshop
  • "We're gonna demolisherize you! (Willump noises) Uh, maulerate? (Willump noises) Marfigure? (Willump noises) Grr. The point is, you're not gonna find it very pleasant!" Demolisher
  • "No more heroes! Now, it's crunchageddon!" Demolisher
  • "Willump, I can't believe they had a t-shirt in your size! XL as in 'extra limbs'!" (Willump noises) TPA
  • "It's Freljord Frost versus Azubu Frost!" TPA
  • "Winning a championship is basically like saving the world. (Willump noises) That's why TPA are my heroes!" TPA

First Move › First Move with Enemy Lissandra

  • "Uh-oh, I think Lissandra's mad at me. (Willump noises) But I won't let her hurt you, Willump!"

Moving

  • "If you could do anything, Willump, what would you do? (Willump noises) Scratch behind your ears?! That's not an adventure!" (Willump noises)
  • "Let's get in there and thwack some stuff!"
  • "Let's shake out some snow!" (Willump noises)
  • "I bet you three icicles I can fly, I just never jumped hard enough. (Willump noises)"
  • "Rumble, tumble, and... uh, scrumble! (Willump noises) Willump loves to scrumble!" (Willump noises) *laughs*
  • "This is just like in my favorite song! Only this time, it's about us!"
  • "Keep your eyes open for treasure. Like skulls or... rusty swords! Cool!"
  • "The only thing louder than Willump's steps is his snoring!" *laughs* (Willump snores.)
  • "A snowball is never just a snowball, if you believe in magic!" (Willump noises)
  • "Sometimes the world's more interesting when you close your eyes. I see... globlins! Whoa, they have warts. That's how you know they're bad guys."
  • "You know what would be fun, Willump? Everything! If you're there with me!" (Willump noises)
  • "They only hurt people 'cause there's something sad in their hearts? (Willump noises) Then I'm gonna knock it out!"
  • "Don't be afraid, Willump! (Willump noises) I am not scared! (Willump noises) Maybe just a little..." (Willump laughs.)
  • "Last one there's a stinky old yeti! (Willump noises) Fine... magical too..." (Willump noises)
  • "The adventure continues!"
  • "How many words do yetis have for 'snow'? (Willump noises) And for 'farts'? (Willump noises) I knew it!" (Willump noises)
  • *shivers* "It's cold. (Willump noises) I'm glad you're here, Willump." (Willump noises)
  • "It's okay to be sad sometimes, Willump. That's how you know when you're happy!"
  • "Battle is the song I came to sing!"
  • "Make way for the yeti!"
  • "Home is that way, Willump!"
  • "Willump knows the way! (Willump noises) He knows lots of stuff."
  • "Go, team yeti!"
  • "We gotta find out what happens next, or I can never finish our song! (Willump noises) We can't be heroes without a song."
  • "Are we there, yeti? Hehehe, get it? (Willump noises) You're laughing on the inside, huh?" (Willump scoffs.)
  • "Someone out there needs our help!"
  • *laughs* "Your fur's tickling me!"
  • "This day keeps getting more bizonkerific!"
  • "You can't give up if you're standing on a yeti! That's as up as it gets!"
  • "Let's put the venture... in adventure!"
  • "There's nothing to it but to do it!"
  • "I bet we could have fun over there."
  • "I eat heroic deeds for breakfast! (Willump noises) Willump prefers Krugs, all in one gulp... (Willump noises) Ugh."
  • "Everyone knows heroes are brave, and they hit stuff really hard! But only I know the true secret. (Willump noises) No! Not that!"
  • "My mom's out there somewhere. (Willump noises) I can hear her, Willump, every time I go to sleep..." (Willump noises)
  • "Playtime's never over!"
  • "I bet, if we stayed really still, we become invisible! (Willump noises) I'll always see you, Willump." (Willump noises)
  • "Let's make snow tracks!"
  • "Your steps are the rhythm! (Willump sings.) And my flute's the melody!"
  • "Heroes don't need hugs. (Willump noises) Okay, they're not looking now. Bring it in, you big fursnarggle!" (Willump noises)
  • "Do your battlecry, Willump! (Willump noises) *laughs* No, not that one!" (Willump noises)
  • "We're off like a dirty tunic! (Willump noises) That's what one of the elders used to say. (Willump noises) I wonder if he's alright."
  • "Let's count our steps! Eleventy-seven and one, eleventy-seven and two..."
  • "Slow down, Willump! You're gonna cause an avalanche! Before I can!" *laughs*
  • "Ughh, old people always doom the world, so it's up to kids to save it!"
  • "Keep playing, Willump! No one can tell us not to! We already broke the rules with the super-mega punch!"
  • "I can't pronounciate your real name! (Willump noises) Well... you can't say Nunu either." (Willump noises)
  • "Before we can save the world, first we gotta see it!"

Moving › Homeguard

  • "Whoa! This. Is. Awesome!"
  • "Woah, too fast! The snot just froze to my nose!"
  • "Haha! Can't catch me!"
  • "Faster, Willump!"
  • "Haha! Yippeeeee!!"

Long Move

  • "The dragon's maw opened wide, and fire bloomed deep down inside. The hero saw a flash of teeth, and... Maybe I'll tell you what happened next time, Willump." (Willump noises)
  • "The troll was fierce, his breath was cold. Not blood, but ice you would behold. To spill from wounds, the bites of steel. In flesh was hero's blade concealed! Being a hero is awesome!"
  • "A creature great, a mountain guard. A terrible monster, its own past scarred. In ruin it rages and magic swirls, but its power once saved the world. Woah, that guy sounds cool!" (Willump laughs.)
  • "The witch hissed as her spell was spun. And heroes raised their voice as one, 'For glory, for freedom!' They joined the fight, but their cries were trapped in darkest ice. Lissandra taught me that one!"
  • "Ice, wind, spray of souls. Lay of seekers, the elder toll. Locked for eons, a frozen key. The power lies inside me!"
  • "We've told the tales of iron forged, we've cowered at the thunder's roar, but if you sail, the sister seek. Seal Sister from the ocean speaks! Willump, I want to meet her!"
  • "The gods are gone, the world their forge. Now flames are gone, and words our torch. Against the cold, this song I sing, a spark of my own forging! Well, technically my mom's."
  • "Steel flashed as it cut through air, and web guarding the spider's lair. Eight legs, covered in claws and hair. A web of danger, life ensnared!"

First Encounter

First Encounter with Anivia

  • "Our caravan used to race Anivia all across the Freljord!"
  • "My mom said as long as I remember her, she'll always come back... like Anivia."

First Encounter with Braum

  • "Braum? I knew you were real! Will you be my dad?"
  • "The vault door! I bet Ornn carved it! (Willump noises) What? That's not a spoiler!"

First Encounter with Lissandra

  • "I can be a hero too! I'll show everyone in the Frostguard!"
  • "I hope Lissandra's not mad. Huh, her face might freeze that way."

First Encounter with Olaf

  • "It's not how you die, Olaf! It's how you live! Even I know that!"
  • "Uh-oh, Willump. He's got two axes, one for each of us." (Willump growls.)

First Encounter with Ornn

  • "Sometimes fighting can teach you things... like how to forgive your brother."
  • "Ornn! My mom used to sing your song as the ashes died in the fire. It still makes me feel warm."

First Encounter with Rek'Sai

  • "Definitely not a princess."

First Encounter with Tryndamere

  • "Believe in yourself, Tryndamere, and you won't need to call people chickens behind their backs."
  • "I wanna be a barbarian when I grow up!"

First Encounter with Volibear Both sides

  • "Volibear! Uh, sorry. I mean, the Volibear. Or, uhm, Mr. The Volibear... sir..."

Taunt

  • "Roaaaar!" (Willump roars.)

Joke

  • "Why did the Frostguard cross the road? 'Cause he thought he was a— (Willump noises) *yells* Whoa! You really don't like Frostguards."
  • "Knock knock. (Willump noises) A Frostguard! (Willump noises) W- Willump! You're not supposed to smash him!"
  • "A Frostguard walks into a mead hall and— (Willump noises) Woah! Not again! (Willump noises) *chuckles* Joke's on me, huh, Willump?"

Laugh

  • (Willump sneezes.) "Woah!! *grunts* ...Ha." (both laugh)
  • (Willump sneezes.) "Woah!!" *grunts* (both laugh)
  • (Willump sneezes.) "Whoa!" *grunts* (both laugh)

Attack

Attacking

  • "We'll always win, 'cause we have something to fight for! (Willump noises) Not princesses! Gross!" (Willump noises)
  • "Willump's not a monster!"
  • "The best part of being a hero... is shouting out your catchphrase!"
  • "And a little of that! Pow!"
  • "Don't make me come down there and bonk you myself!"
  • "I learned how to fight from a song. (Willump noises) That's not weird! (Willump noises) It's cool!" (Willump noises)
  • "Claws slash! Teeth chomp!"
  • "Put some claw into it, Willump!"
  • (Willump noises) "Yeah! What he said!"
  • "Saving the world is so much fun!"
  • "If we save the Freljord, everyone has to like us!"
  • "We don't wanna hurt you." (Willump noises)
  • "Let's kick bad guy butt! *laughs* 'Cause they never wear butt armor!"
  • "These bad guys aren't gonna bruise themselves!"
  • "Meet my best friend, Willump!"
  • "Didn't anyone tell you? The bad guys never win!"
  • "Fear the wrath of Svellsongur! (Willump noises) It's not a flute!" (Willump laughs.)
  • "Watch out for his beard! You can get tangled up in it." (Willump noises)
  • "What you're doing is wrong!"
  • "You bop and I'll boop, Willump!"
  • "It's not fighting if you're having fun!"
  • "I have sworn to vanquish all kinds of bad stuff, starting with your face!"
  • "Evildoers beware!"
  • "Something tells me they don't want a hug."
  • "I got your back, Willump! Woah! Almost fell off!"
  • "Mess with the yeti and you get the boy!"
  • "I don't know what 'dastardly' means, but I'm gonna punch it!"
  • "No wonder they're so angry, they forgot to bring snowballs!"

Attacking › Attacking Gromp

  • "Lord Grompulus Kevin Ribbiton of Croaksworth, your unjust reign ends here!"
  • "Think Gromp's actually a princess? (Willump noises) I'm not kissing her!"
  • "The fairy's voice was coming from over here! I bet that Gromp swallowed her!"
  • "Gah! We've been poisoned, Willump! The only cure is to kick Gromp's butt!"
  • "Let's Gromp it up!"

Attacking › Attacking Krugs

  • "These Krugs don't look happy to see us... They must be up to something, Willump!"
  • "You think the Krugs turned all those people into stone? (Willump noises) There's only one way to find out!"
  • "If you see a Krug's shadow, that means there's gonna be an earthquake."
  • "The frost troll will never leave the village if we don't get rid of the Krugs. He's scared to step on them."
  • "Sorry, Krugs. Willump says I gotta fight you to learn multiplicationing."

Attacking › Attacking Raptors

  • "Are you sure they're really raptors? Or are they Void monsters in disguise? (Willump noises) Pluck their feathers, Willump!"
  • "We gotta stop the raptors before they become evil raptosaurs and try and eat the sun! (Willump noises) What? It could happen." (Willump noises)
  • "What a big beak you have, Mrs. Raptor. You're gonna use it to hurt people, aren't you?"
  • "That old man in the cave asked us to kill exactly ten raptors. (Willump noises) I don't remember why."
  • "Don't hold back, Willump! They stole this nest from those wraiths we talked to!"

Attacking › Attacking Wolves

  • "The wolves are howling so much the moon can't sleep at night. Let's muzzle them, Willump."
  • "I'm gonna play a song so loud these wolves will lose their stinky breaths trying to howl over me!"
  • "Murk wolves, I come to fight you in the name of your archenemies! Murk CATS!"
  • "Don't let them bite you, Willump, then you'll turn into a were-yeti! ...Wait, that would be awesome!"
  • "The boy who cried wolf? That's not me! I never cry."

Attacking › Attacking Blue Sentinel

  • "He's sucking up all the blue in the world! We gotta stop him, Willump!"
  • "Tell us what happened to the sentries, blue guy! Or someone's gonna get hurt!"
  • "Beat up a bunch of tiny goobers, then you can fight the boss!"
  • "We will banish you from this valley, rock-skin boulder-man!"
  • "A stone sentinel! He must be guarding something... like a secret!"

Attacking › Attacking Red Brambleback

  • "Willump can't stop seeing red! What did you do to him, Brambly?"
  • "The princess will never wake up, unless we can find a bramble rose."
  • "I heard what you did in Kumungu, Brambleback!"
  • "Brambleback! It was you all along! Well, your evil deeds end here!"
  • "Cinders in his heart. A sure sign of evil, Willump."

Attacking › Attacking Rift Herald

  • "Uh-oh." (Willump growls.)
  • "Stay close, Willump."
  • "I can do this. Huh!"

Attacking › Attacking the Dragon

  • "A real dragon?!" (Willump noises)
  • "Why are there never any snow dragons? (Willump noises) Oh yeah, we can make one."
  • "Lift me higher, Willump, so I can punch it in the nose!"

Attacking › Attacking Cloud Drake

  • "Cloudy with a chance of dragon!"

Attacking › Attacking Infernal Drake

  • "Infernal? Sounds evil to me!"

Attacking › Attacking Mountain Drake

  • "You're in a mountain of trouble!"

Attacking › Attacking Ocean Drake

  • "Can't be any worse than a sea serpent!"

Attacking › Attacking Elder Dragon

  • "One dragon to rule them all!"

Attacking › Attacking Baron Nashor

  • "Don't close your eyes, Willump! We gotta face this!" (Willump noises)
  • "I really... don't like monsters!"
  • "Songs aren't usually this... scary."

Ability Casting

Using Biggest Snowball Ever!

  • "This is gonna be the biggest snowball ever!"
  • "Here we go!"
  • "Gigantulossal snowball!"
  • "I just realized... Snowballs don't have brakes!"

Using Biggest Snowball Ever! › Stunning an Enemy

  • "Snowsplosion!"
  • "Boom!"
  • "Awesome!"

Using Absolute Zero

  • "Yeti power!!" *grunts*

Kills and Objectives

Killing a Champion

  • "Ooh, one too many snowballs..."
  • "We didn't wanna hurt you, that's why we used snow."
  • "Hurting people isn't fun, Willump. Is that why it's so hard to be a hero?"
  • "Playing dead is still playing, right? (Willump noises) Oh..."
  • "Hah... Magic tickles."
  • "We did it, Willump!"
  • "You were gonna hurt someone with that!"
  • "Smell you later, bad guy!"
  • "Perfect timing! Must be from all the songs."

Killing an ESports skin

  • "Big 'MiSTakE'! (Willump noises) Get it? *laughs* That's a player's name!" (Willump noises) TPA

Scoring a Pentakill

  • "I know I should be happy, but... it feels lonely, Willump."

Killing Gromp

  • "Fairy? Are you in there...? Whoa. Disappeared!"
  • "Apologies, m'lady. We'll find a way to un-toadify you."
  • "May the crown pass to a more worthy Croaksworth. Like Tim! Or Jerry. Or Jeff. Or, um... hm."
  • "Phew! I've never Gromped so hard in my life!"
  • "That was a weird cure. I hope I read the scroll right."

Killing Krugs

  • "We should go back to the village, Willump. Maybe the curse is lifted?"
  • "Frost troll! Your feet are safe now!"
  • "Willump, you didn't have to shake the earth yourself." (Willump noises)
  • "That was your mistake, Krugs. We never take evil for granite."
  • "That's what you get for teaching numbers!"

Killing Raptors

  • "Sun's still shining, guess that means our work is done." (Willump noises)
  • (Willump noises) "You say everything tastes like raptors." (Willump noises)
  • "The other kids said I had a big beak once." (Willump noises)
  • "Maybe now the wraiths can come home!"
  • "Oh yeah, the old man's gonna make pants out of the raptors' beaks and stuff. (Willump noises) I don't know how."

Killing Wolves

  • "Oh no, you bit them, and now they're yeti-wolves! Awooo!"
  • "And though the song has ended, it echoes in our hearts!" (Willump noises)
  • "Uh-oh. If the moon sleeps at night, it won't shine anymore! Guess we better do the howling!" (Willump howls.)
  • "I'm more of a murk-yeti-kid myself." (Willump laughs.)
  • "...I'm gonna miss those pupsters, Willump."

Killing Blue Sentinel

  • "No one's the boss of me! (Willump noises) I hope Lissandra didn't hear that."
  • "Sometimes blue is the only color in the Freljord. I remember my mom had blue eyes..."
  • "You shouldn't abandon your best friends!"
  • "Next time you'll remember, it's not nice to keep secrets!"
  • "Crumble under the weight of your infamy!"

Killing Red Brambleback

  • "Now there's nothing but ash... evil ash!"
  • "And once again the village was saved, thanks to the one and only Nunu! (Willump noises) Fine, Willump helped." (Willump noises)
  • (Willump noises) "You should've just said you were angry." (Willump noises)
  • "But maybe it was Ivern's fault."
  • "No flowers on this one! We gotta keep looking!"

Killing Rift Herald

  • "High three, Willump!"
  • "Rift scuttled!"
  • "Yeah! Go back to the Void, ya crabbybutt!"

Killing the Dragon

  • "They were just defending their home. Why don't the songs ever mention that?"
  • "Looks like we got... under his scales."
  • "Dragonslayers! That's us."

Killing Cloud Drake

  • "I like watching clouds, but it's even better fighting them!"

Killing Infernal Drake

  • "Spicy! ...I said 'spicy'!" *chuckles*

Killing Mountain Drake

  • "We beat up a mountain! Woah!"

Killing Ocean Drake

  • "Salty."

Killing Elder Dragon

  • "More like, elderly dragon!" (Willump noises)

Killing Baron Nashor

  • "At first I was afraid, but then I felt... the snow became ice. What's happening, Willump?"
  • "Some say, the beast's cries can still be heard whenever you taste purple."
  • "Am I crazy, or was that monster more afraid of me?" (Willump noises)

Pinging › 'On My Way'

  • "Hurry, Willump! Sounds like they're in trouble!"
  • "The Freljord's greatest heroes on our way!"
  • "We're here to lend some fists!"
  • "Nunu and Willump to the rescue!"
  • "Let's bury 'em in snowballs!"
  • "Fear not, fellow adventurers!"
  • "Buckle your tunic, we're going in!"

Recall

  • "Up high, Willump!"
  • "Secret. Hero. Handshake! Yeah!"
  • "Best friends forever!"
  • "Yeah!" Papercraft

Death

  • (Willump noises) *cries out* "Willump! No..."
  • (Willump noises) *yells* "Willump! I'll save you, Willump! I'll save you! I can save you. I can..."
  • (Willump noises) *cries out* "Willump! Don't leave me!"

Respawn

  • "They lived happily ever, after all!"
  • "Can't lose hope, Willump! The Freljord is counting on us!"
  • (Willump noises) "I missed you too, Willump!"
  • "I didn't think you were dead! I could see you breathing!"
  • "Did we just die, Willump? (Willump noises) Let's do it again!" (Willump noises)

Skin voices

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Bot 279 lines

See this skin in 3D: Nunu & Willump Bot

Movement › First Move

  • Willump: "Welcome to the Rift Wars. That's what I'll say as I walk forward in slow motion and all my enemies explode behind me."
  • Willump: "WILLUMPBOT online. I thought you would want to know."
  • Willump: "Formulating strategy: Towerdive."
  • Willump: "My friends know me as Workframe Integrated Lossless Lifeform Uploaded Mainly for Punching, but you can call me Willump."
  • Willump: "I will ponder the true meaning of friendship Nunu, while punching these noobs until all of their 1s are 0s. 0s. 0s. 0s. 0s. 0s. 0s0s0s0s..."
  • Nunu: "I'm starting to think maybe friendship's a bug."
  • Willump: "Here is my brilliant plan:
  • Nunu: "It is the year 20XX, a young boy named Nunu hacks into RiotCorp's systems, and finds some old AI code from the game, League of Legends."
  • Willump: "ERROR. ERROR. (Nunu: Aw, cogs, it broke again.) ERERERERERERERERROR."
  • Nunu: "Now that RiotCorp rules the world, we all gotta fight in the Rift Wars. It's my robot against yours."
  • Willump: "Summoner. Sum-sum-suuu- Summoner."
  • Nunu: "Um, just give me a second."
  • Nunu: "You think my mom is in the crowd tonight, Willump?"
  • Willump: "Error, no result found. Try putting your search in quotations."
  • Nunu: "GLHF!"
  • Willump: "That means good luck, human fleshbags."

Movement › Moving

  • Willump: "WILLUMPBOT speaking."
  • Willump: "Welcome to the Nunu Champion Spotlight, presented by WILLUMPBOT."
  • Willump: "I will intimidaaaa them with my rock-hard robot bod."
  • Willump: "E-sports."
  • Willump: "My ultimate will devastate them, or not."
  • Willump: "Fewer than 1% of players are banned for toxicity. That's what you call elite."
  • Willump: "I can't be scripting, because I'm a robot."
  • Willump: "Towerdive."
  • Willump: "Do I, Do IIIIII."
  • Willump: "I am so awesome, I have Flash on D and F."
  • Willump: "I need 6 more RP for Star Guardian Urgot."
  • Willump: "I will push forward and make my boldness known."
  • Willump: "I will now do a dramatic reading from... ERROR- an Ezreal fanfiction."
  • Willump: "Challenger is only a state of mind, Nunu. And a sweet jacket."
  • Willump: "Bots are superior to non-bots."
  • Willump: "Inside my circuits, I am clicking furiously."
  • Willump: "I will surprise them with my decision."
  • Willump: "Scanning for intelligence (Stutters) none here."
  • Willump: "My strategy is so advanced, they will need a new patch to access it."
  • Willump: "I must think, and act fast."
  • Willump: "Man, I am good."
  • Willump: "Walking, so compelling, so gameplay."
  • Willump: "Don't call me a skin, I'm all metal baby."
  • Willump: "This way to: Challenger league."
  • Willump: "I have a bad feeling about this."
  • Willump: "Now watch and learn from my moves, as I learned from FakerFan420."
  • Willump: "I make the Rift Wars look good."
  • Willump: "I was forged in the flames of all-chat."
  • Willump: "Are you freaking kidding me?"
  • Willump: "Yes, I survived Season 8."
  • Willump: "Rito Plsssss."
  • Willump: "Run to the center."
  • Willump: "All systems (Stutters) functioning."
  • Willump: "I feel stronger, faster, more armier."
  • Nunu: "They'll know I'm the best hacker ever when they see how fast I can type!"
  • Nunu: "I know my mom is out there, and she gonna see us do something awesome!"
  • Nunu: "Woah! Eleventy billion people are watching the stream. Don't screw up Nunu, don't screw- Aargh!"
  • Nunu: "I can make anything if I have enough scrap, and if I hit it hard enough with my wrench!"
  • Nunu: "I wonder what League of Legends was like, I bet it was fun and people loved it, and they never ever complained!"
  • Nunu: "The crowd demands robot-on-robot violence Willump!"
  • Nunu: "Don't worry Willump, if we fail, I can always rent my brain out to RiotCorp."
  • Willump: "Running friendship subroutines."
  • Nunu: "Whoohoo!"
  • Willump: "Canceling. It's more fun towerdiving."
  • Willump: "Everything is going according to my plan."
  • Nunu: "Hey! I'm the one with the control sticks!"
  • Willump: "Processing complete."
  • Nunu: "What is it, Willump?"
  • Willump: "I have learned the true value of friendship: 43."
  • Nunu: "I love you Willump."
  • Willump: "You're not my real dad."
  • Nunu: "Willump is my best friend."
  • Willump: "I am the best at everything."
  • Willump: "Burgle."
  • Willump: "Floorboard."
  • Willump: "Defenestration."
  • Willump: "Capricorn."
  • Willump: "Pantaloons."
  • Willump: "Jelly bean."
  • Willump: "Xylophone."
  • Willump: "Sassafras."
  • Willump: "Blunderbuss."
  • Willump: "Hi mom."
  • Willump: "Aardvark."
  • Willump: "Shikaka."
  • Willump: "Bicycle."
  • Willump: "Tadpole."
  • Willump: "Dongle."
  • Willump: "Weevil"
  • Willump: "Archipelago."
  • Willump: "Tulip."
  • Willump: "Eggplant."
  • Willump: "Sasquatch."
  • Willump: "Buttress."
  • Willump: "Hubcap."
  • Willump: "Tingly."
  • Willump: "Tardigrade."
  • Willump: "Something random."
  • Willump: "Elevator."
  • Willump: "Penguin."
  • Willump: "Anitiquing."

Movement › Moving › Homeguard

  • Willump: "Zoom."
  • Willump: "I have a need for speed."
  • Willump: "There is a movement speed cap? Lame."
  • Willump: "Hold onto your keyboard."
  • Willump: "Hey look, I'm a motorcycle. Vroom."
  • Nunu: "Transformerate!"
  • Nunu: "Awesome mode, engage!"
  • Nunu: "This is why I installed handlebars!"
  • Nunu: "Time to win the Rift Wars!"

First Encounter

  • Nunu: "Turn 'em into spare parts, Willump!"
  • Nunu: "Let's wrencherize them!"
  • Nunu: "Time to Rift War!"
  • Nunu: "Gimme all your League Points and no one gets hurt."
  • Nunu: "Ultra Mega Basic Attack!"
  • Willump: "My master tactics will win."
  • Nunu: Friendship always wins in the end."
  • Willump: "Press 1 to talk to a representative. Press 2 for punches."
  • Nunu: "I choose 2."
  • Nunu: "We're gonna have to bust some bolts Willump."
  • Willump: "Did someone say towerdive?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Annie

  • Nunu: "Too pretty!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Blitzcrank Both sides

  • Willump: "Your name is inaccurate, you can neither blitz nor crank. I will call you Grabshock."
  • Willump: "An outdated model."
  • Willump: "Hello Blitzcrank, have you managed to exterminate anything today?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Lee Sin

  • Nunu: "Be careful! Lee Sin can kick you from across the world!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Master Yi

  • Willump: "Master Yi, you kill very fast, and are honorable."
  • Nunu: "Watch out! He has sword boots!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Miss Fortune

  • Willump: "You have dangerous eye-eye-eye-eye- guns."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Mordekaiser

  • Nunu: "Did you see all the bugs beneath that guy's armor?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Nautilus

  • Willump: "I relate to your lore so intimately. Not you, Nautilus, your suit."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ryze

  • Willump: "Another Ryze rework in 3... 2... 1."
  • Willump: "Sometimes life is so good, it's fun to imagine you're lame and bald."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Rumble

  • Nunu: "Woah! A hamster piloting a mech! The Rift Wars are awesome!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Tryndamere

  • Willump: "Oh, hi Marc."
  • Willump: "Tryndamere won't die, he must be hacking."
  • Willump: "Love me some Tryndamere."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Zilean

  • Willump: "Can't killean the Zilean."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Mecha

  • Willump: "There is an action movie somewhere that wants its mech designs back."
  • Willump: "Super Robot Wars, begin."
  • Willump: "I am all the robot RiotCorp needs."

First Encounter › First Encounter with a Star Guardian

  • Nunu: "Kawaii desu!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Super Galaxy Annie

  • Nunu: "Tibbers Bot never talks, guess he's not as awesome as you Willump!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Pug'Maw

  • Willump: "I love Pug'Maw, he fits perfectly in my compactor."

Taunt

  • Willump: "Your ELO is so low, it is the word boosted."

Joke

  • Nunu: "Woooah! I found an old model in your code."
  • Willump: "That was not me. That was... Anivia bot."
  • Nunu: "Cool! An old robot."
  • Willump: "Please avert your visual sensors Nunu."
  • Nunu: "Woah! Jankerific!"
  • Willump: "It was only a phase, I swear."

Attack › Attacking

  • Willump: "I am a robot, hear me roar. Roar."
  • Willump: "Multi-core processing allows to punch and flex at the same time."
  • Willump: "I will compress their data, with punches."
  • Willump: "Never not be punching."
  • Willump: "For your consideratioNunu: Punching."
  • Willump: "Enemy destruction- (Stutters) will happen soon."
  • Willump: "I am the best."
  • Willump: "The fourth law in robotics... is punching."
  • Willump: "You will feel my rage now."
  • Willump: "You're now on my ignore list."
  • Willump: "Rock 'em and sock 'em."
  • Willump: "Don't frag me bro, I was just defragmented."
  • Willump: "Fleshbags are an inferior form factor."
  • Willump: "Witness my superior playstyle and see it."
  • Willump: "Put your right fist in, take your right fist out. Put your left fist in, now they are dead."
  • Willump: "Worship me as your shiny metal god."
  • Willump: "Towerdive. We must towerdive."
  • Willump: "Oh the damages! The damages!"
  • Willump: "Chickety check yourself before you get wrecked yourself."
  • Willump: "This will level me up!"
  • Willump: "I'm in your code, hacking your healths."
  • Willump: "/dance on them haters."
  • Willump: "Always be punching."
  • Willump: "Get out of my [expletive deleted]."
  • Nunu: "(Laughs) You already said that! It's like you're repeating things randomly."
  • Nunu: "Uh oh! I think his logic circuits broke."
  • Nunu: "(Laughs) At least he didn't say towerdive... WAIT!"
  • Nunu: "(Laughs) That's my best friend!"
  • Nunu: "(Laughs) You're funny, Willump."
  • Nunu: "(Laughs) Lolzers."
  • Nunu: "Oooooooh!"
  • Nunu: "Wow, I really got to get his circuits checked."
  • Nunu: "(Laughs) Sometimes robots are weird."
  • Nunu: "Maybe downloading a League of Legends bot was a bad idea."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking an Epic Monster

  • Willump: "Now you will see what happens when you listen to my superior plans."
  • Willump: "Monsterdive. We must monsterdive."
  • Willump: "You got me an epic monster, Nunu? You shouldn't have."
  • Willump: "Now watch as this intense boss battle unfolds."
  • Willump: "The bigger they are, the more fun it is to stuff them into my compactor."
  • Willump: "This monster makes me angry, it will not like me when I'm angry."
  • Willump: "To damage, or not to damage. Let me thi-thi-thi-thi- to damage."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Gromp

  • Willump: "Another epic battle in the Rift Wars, against a toad."
  • Willump: "I eat my Gromps with catchup experience."
  • Willump: "Gromps get stomps."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Krugs

  • Willump: "I think I stepped in Malphite poop."
  • Willump: "Krug life."
  • Willump: "Krugs. No one knows what you guys are. You are rocks."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Raptors

  • Willump: "1v1 me. You can't. You're a raptor."
  • Willump: "Squawk squawk."
  • Willump: "Looks like Raptor is back on the menu."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Wolves

  • Willump: "Alpha wolves? You aren't even in beta, this'll be easy."
  • Willump: "Doggos intensifies."
  • Willump: "Bite me."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Blue Sentinel

  • Willump: "The power to win was inside us all along. That's what I'll say after we get blue buff."
  • Willump: "An interesting fact about sentinels, no one ever calls them sentinels."
  • Willump: "Gimme dat buff, I need dat buff."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Red Brambleback

  • Willump: "Only you can prevent forest fires, by killing Red Buff."
  • Willump: "Party in the front, brambles in the back."
  • Willump: "Brambleback is dangerous because he is red."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking the Dragon

  • Willump: "Let's punch this dragon now."
  • Willump: "A dragon is no match for my pneumatic fist."
  • Willump: "So majestic, so peaceful. Let us destroy it."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Baron Nashor

  • Willump: "Wrath Damage. Worm Attack."
  • Willump: "Be careful! You do not know where those tentacles have been."
  • Willump: "I will punch this baron through the fourth wall to say hello to players."

Ability Casting › Using Biggest Snowball Ever!

  • Willump: "Rolling it down mid."
  • Nunu: "All it takes is a spark!"
  • Nunu: "It's all coming together."
  • Nunu: "Time to battle bots."
  • Nunu: "Do that thing with that thing Willump!"
  • Nunu: "I hope my mom is watching!"

Ability Casting › Using Absolute Zero

  • Willump: "Self-destruct in 3... 2... 1."

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

  • Willump: "Oh how the cheers of the crowd warm my circuits. Wait, I'm just overheating."
  • Willump: "Now I am the Super-bot."
  • Willump: "These guys are free."
  • Willump: "Their tears are fully stacked."
  • Willump: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Noobs."
  • Willump: "XD. True damage."
  • Nunu: "Another step closer to Challenger league! Woo."
  • Nunu: "And the crowd goes wild! Ahhh! Ahhh! Wow we love you, yay!"
  • Nunu: "Willump-mania runs wild!"

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Pentakill

  • Willump: "I can finally towerdive without noobs getting in the way."
  • Nunu: "THIS IS THE BESTEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!"
  • Willump: "I am not crying, it's Blue Essence."
  • Nunu: "You're all coins now!"
  • Willump: "I have taught you well, Nunu."

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Jungle Camp

  • Willump: "Someone tell those monsters they are trash, I can't because I am chat restricted."
  • Willump: "Those guys were worthless. Get dunked."
  • Willump: "Not so rude now, are you?"
  • Willump: "Boosted animals."
  • Willump: "Welcome to the Destroyed Monster club, appreciate it alot."
  • Willump: "Yummy. Delicious."
  • Willump: "Farming complete."
  • Willump: "1000 AP one-shot."
  • Willump: "Jungling is so easy."
  • Willump: "They had no chance to survive."
  • Willump: "My superior skills have triumphed once more."
  • Willump: "Whoop whoop."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Rift Herald

  • Willump: "I'm so clutch I have one on my head."
  • Willump: "They were no match for punching."
  • Willump: "Let's go."
  • Willump: "Even epic monsters are 3 megabytes at most."
  • Willump: "The surprise twist is finally revealed: We were the monsters the whole time."
  • Willump: "Epic lolz."
  • Willump: "Gigabit."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Blue Sentinel

  • Willump: "Now we have the blue circle, which looks really sweet."
  • Willump: "That tingles."
  • Willump: "I finally have the energy I need to buy more gems for Rift War Mobile."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Red Brambleback

  • Willump: "Now we have the red circle, which looks sweet and helps us kill faster."
  • Willump: "Overclocking enabled."
  • Willump: "Sick burn."

Kills and Objectives › Killing the Dragon

  • Nunu: "I knew we could do it Willump!"
  • Nunu: "Dragon down, Dream Drop Destruction!"
  • Nunu: "That Dragonslayer module finally came in handy!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Baron Nashor

  • Nunu: "I guess that put a wrench in their plans, eh?...."
  • Nunu: "Just a boy and his robot, doing boy and robot stuff."
  • Nunu: "Should've unplugged when you had the chance, robo-worm!"

Recall

  • Willump: "The Rift Wars will return after these hypno-messages."
  • Willump: "Today's punching brought to you by RiotCorp."
  • Willump: "Will Nunu find his mother and conquer the rift? Stay tuned."

Death

  • Willump: "0110111"
  • Willump: "01100010"
  • Willump: "01101110"
  • Willump: "Cut the video."
  • Willump: "WILLUMPBOT has disconnected."

Death › Respawn

  • Willump: "I promise I won't tilt this time Nunu, I don't want you to fall off."
  • Willump: "Lag."
  • Nunu: "Apply wrench directly to the forehead!"
  • Willump: "That feels better, Nunu."
  • Willump: "Recalibrating..."
  • Nunu: "Towerdive!"
  • Willump: "Oh yeah!"

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