Heimerdinger Quotes

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Movement › First Move

• "Your first real battle! Are you ready, Pythagoras?"
• "Alright, everyone! Remember your training and do your best out there!"
• "Our first live-fire lesson will be conducted in the field."
• "Now to apply the foundations of dragonography."

Movement › Moving

• "Reptile or cuddle monster? I must know."
• "Avoid swooping. Swooping is bad."
• "Introduce sporadic cuddling, subdue violent responses."
• "I know I left that chew toy somewhere."
• "Don't singe my hair! Don't you singe it!"
• "Training is the pinnacle of modern dragonology."
• "Dragons! Fascinating, aren't they?"
• "Pythagoras! What are you doing up there?"
• "Hmm. Subdivision into species. I see!"
• "Dragons are people too."
• "Haha! In decoy-base training, you are the decoy."
• "Remember the three D's: desensitize, distract, dragon-fire."
• "Ah! Of course! They are all good dragons."
• "Oho! Dragons!"
• "Dragonology is a truly fascinating field."
• "Society has this whole dragon thing backward."
• "Ah, the sweet smell of fire."
• "How many chew toys can one dragon destroy?"
• "Draconic enzymes. Highly flammable, and slobbery."
• "Wet food or dry food? A perplexing conundrum."
• "Where did I put those treats? Aha! I'm holding them."
• "How are you doing, Pythagoras?"
• "I believe in the future of dragon-kind!"
• "Teaching dragons complex behavior. Hmm, yes."
• "According to my hypothesis..."
• "Hold still up there! I have a sensitive scalp."

Movement › Long Move

• "Be aware of predatory drift. If your dragon eats you, it's drifted too far."
• "Here's a handy checklist for specimen conditioning: large stockpiles of meat, a suit of armor, a stronger suit of armor."
• "Be wary of dragon stress signals: devouring, incineration, burning villages, and etcetera"
• "Does anyone understand how hard it is to fight a fireproof veterinarian?!"
• "Zoosemiotics! Of course! How could I forget?"
• "Use operant analysis to train out unwanted conduct... yuck! My hair is not a chamber pot!"
• "Reptilian morphology, highly dangerous projectiles, and cute sounds when squeezed."
• "Thoroughly socialize your dragon for maximum friendliness."
• "Resource guarding is a common and a natural behavior."
• "Dragons are highly food-motivated."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragonslayer Braum

• "Braum! Surely you understand the need for compassion?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragonslayer Jarvan IV

• "Your Highness! Please, stay back! These dragons are my friends."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragon Trainer Lulu

• "Lulu! What excellent happenstance. Let's conduct a joint orientation."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragon Knight Mordekaiser

• "Oho! The fearsome Dragon Knight! You won't corrupt these dragons!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragonslayer Pantheon

• "Pantheon, the First Dragonslayer! I suppose by now you are set in your ways."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragon Master Swain

• "Swain! You are a pawn of the diabolical elder dragons. And we are going to stop you!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragon Trainer Tristana Both sides

• "Tristana! Delightful. Everyone! We're having a sparring match!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragonslayer Vayne

• "Watch out, Pythagoras! Vayne can't be reasoned with!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragonslayer Xin Zhao

• "Xin Zhao! You stopped the Dragon Sorceress. But did you have to destroy the eggs?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dragon Sorceress Zyra

• "Aha! A Dragon Sorceress. If we defeat you here, dragon-kind shall be freed from your control!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Aurelion Sol

• "The Aurelion Sol?! Do you respond to treats? Chew toys? Can I boop your nose?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Kled

• "Ah, a fellow dragon trainer! No, wait, you're just insane! Criminally insane!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Shyvana

• "Fascinating! A half-dragon hybrid! I must add this to my field guide."

First Encounter › First Encounter with a Star Guardian

• "What an adorable spirit guardian! But is it a dragon? I think not!"

Taunt

• "You're interrupting our class! Keep it down, or you'll be forcefully ejected."
• "Oho! So you think you can defeat a dragon trainer? En garde, whippersnapper."
• "Now class! Remember the rules! Shoot them with fire until they stop moving."

Taunt › Taunt Response

• "I don't want to sound rude, but these dragons can't understand a word you're saying."

Taunt › Taunt Response to Enemy Mastery Flash

• "See that, Pythagoras? That's a mastery. They are irrelevant!"

Attack › Attacking

• "Now you're the lesson."
• "That's your target!"
• "Now, Pythagoras!"
• "Treats for all!"
• "All of this!"
• "Go!"
• "Make 'em extra crispy!"
• "Bite that one. That one!"
• "Eat this!"
• "Fly, my pretty!"
• "Visualize the enemy."
• "Hot! Hot! Hot!"
• "Aim for the face!"
• "Attack!"
• "Get the treat. Go get it!"
• "Let's practice our aim."
• "Training in the field!"
• "Here comes the heat!"
• "Sic 'em, girl!"
• "Pythagoras! Go!"
• "Shoot that way."
• "This one is, hot!"
• "Just like I showed you."
• "Try not to get toasted!"
• "That way! Go that way!"
• "Don't just sit there!"
• "Aha! A new chew toy."
• "Take this! And that!"
• "Fire in that direction!"
• "Oh, forget the lessons."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Dragon Trainer Lulu

• "Time to get serious, Lulu!"

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Dragon Knight Mordekaiser

• "Your corruption ends now, Dragon Knight!"

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Dragon Master Swain

• "We'll stop you here, Swain."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Dragon Trainer Tristana Both sides

• "Tristana! Let our training commence!"

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Dragon Sorceress Zyra

• "Take this, Dragon Sorceress!"

Ability Casting › Using H-28G Evolution Turret

• "Go to your spot! Good girl."
• "Remember what we practiced."
• "Training in the field!"
• "I'll be grading your performance."
• "See something? Burn something!"
• "Are you smaller than before?"
• "Sit, stay, and shoot fire!"
• "Play nice now."
• "Who's a good dragon? You are."
• "You're going to do great."

Ability Casting › Using H-28Q Apex Turret

• "Let them fight!"
• "Here comes the big one!"
• "She's gone mad!"

Ability Casting › Using Hextech Rocket Swarm

• "What did you eat?!"
• "Yes! Shoot all the fire!"
• "I think she likes you."
• "Woohoohoo!"

Ability Casting › Using CH-3X Lightning Grenade

• "It's raining eggs!"
• "Diagnosis: indigestion!"
• "Watch out! Dragon burps!"
• "Woohohoho!"
• "Woohoo!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

• "Ah, the enchanting aroma of burnt... oh my."
• "Perhaps you'd like a lesson in dragon defense?"
• "Sorry about that! My dragons are very excitable."
• "You shouldn't have worn such combustible clothing!"
• "Ohoho! I didn't know you're allergic to dragon fire!"
• "What a riveting turn of events! Huzzah!"
• "Oho! You made them all crispy!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Dragon Trainer Lulu

• "Was the training to your liking? Lulu?... oh. Oh dear."

Kills and Objectives › Killing with Dragon Knight Mordekaiser

• "We came to train, and instead, defeated an ancient evil!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing with Dragon Master Swain

• "You're free of the dragon's curse, Swain!

Kills and Objectives › Killing Dragon Trainer Tristana Both sides

• "Aha! The first round goes to Pythagoras!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Dragon Sorceress Zyra

• "We saved all of dragon-kind from Zyra! Excellent work, everyone!"

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Pentakill

• "With this many adorable dragons, how could I lose?"
• "Those villains were no match for the class of 42!"
• "Excellent work, class! Today, everyone graduates!"

Recall

• "Hah! My adorable friends. What are you... oh, oh my, oh my! Ooh!"
• "Oh! Hello there! Are you interested in... I say... this is highly irregular!?!"
• "What? Are we going somewhere? Back to base? Ah... ah, ahh!!"

Death

• "Remember... our lessons."
• "Avenge... me..."

Death › Respawn

• "You know, we may require a new training regimen."
• "Alright, everyone. Let's go back out there and try again!"