Graves Quotes

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Movement › First Move

• "The best part of being a hero is holding someone up at gunpoint in a dark alley. Or, no, wait, let me try that again."
• "I fight on the side of the Light. And ya know what catches light? Gold! Everybody, empty yer pockets!"
• "Sentinel Graves here, doin' hero stuff and... aw, screw it. I'm robbin' everybody!"

Movement › First Move › First Move with Ally Sentinel Vayne Both sides

• "I wouldn't piss on any of y'all if you was on fire! 'Cept for you, Vayne. You tried to kill me, so... I respect ya."
• "Hey, Vayne, are you a cigar woman? I got some extras. They smell, but, y'know, friends can share a nice cigar."

Movement › Moving

• "This beats stickin' up family-owned businesses."
• "Crime actually pays really well. Everyone should do it!"
• "Deep down, I'm not a bad guy! Well, wait... ha, yeah I am."
• "Do ghosts drop money? Somebody, tell me ghosts drop money."
• "So what, I just save the world from evil now? Fine!"
• "I consider myself more of a charmin' anti-hero."
• "Do good now, for the sake of crimes not yet committed."
• "Let's wrap this up so I can get back to some grand larceny."
• "I love shootin' ghosts, ghouls, wraiths, and heck, even specters!"
• "Never thought I'd look good in white but, hey, it works!"
• "'Stand together in the Light, or'... agh, I forgot the rest."
• "Better get rich from this, or at least upwardly mobile."
• "A criminal can fight for the future! Who said I can't?!"
• "I don't wanna live in a world where I can't rob nobody."
• "I will absolutely shoot to kill, but now in a morally justified way!"
• "Infinite riches to the man who can save the world!"
• "Wonder if I can pawn some o' this Sentinel stuff."
• "Not here to save anyone. But I might do it on accident!"
• "Everybody, watch me have yer best interests at heart!"
• "Why didn't they give me a relic-stone cigar?"
• "Ahh, what was I doin' again? Oh, right, savin' the world. I remember."
• "Malcolm Graves, a hero? It's more likely than you think."
• "They don't pay me per-wraith. Heh, they don't pay me at all!"
• "Gun still shoots! That's all that matters!"
• "I like bein' a Sentinel, you know, in theory."
• "Watch out! Now, I shoot good and bad people."
• "They might even pardon my lighter aggravated murders for this!"
• "I'm gonna get that Ruined King, and all his jewelry and whatnot."

Movement › Long Move

• "I'm so handsome and stunning, but in a down-to-earth accessible way."
• "When a man loves crime, there ain't nobody who can stop him. 'Cept the police. That's their whole thing."
• "Bilgewater's fine. Ghost murder is a fun change of pace from all the regular murder."
• "The Sentinels are alright. A little desperate, and confused, and sad... oh god, what did I agree to?"
• "My partner's around here somewhere, I think. Tobias? Ah, who cares?"
• "So, the man ghost is evil, and the lady ghost is his wife?! Why'd she marry him? That guy sucks!"
• "'Join the Sentinels! Save the world from evil!' *scoffs* Last time I trust a woman who can turn into a ghost."
• "They better build a statue of me after this. A real discreet one. Y'know, with the face all messed up."
• "I bathe at semi-regular intervals. You can't prove otherwise! Nobody smell me!"
• "I haven't stolen one damn thing since this Ruined King started Harrowin' everybody. I hate it!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sentinel Diana

• "Hey, moon lady, is there a sun lady? Are y'all friends? ...Oh, I see."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ruined Draven

• "I had a dream we fought once, Draven. You got murdered by my buddy Rango."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Gwen

• "Hey there, scissors. Or, uh... Isolde? This whole thing confuses me."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Illaoi Both sides

• "Oh no, I ain't fallin' for yer sea priestess tentacle magic. Not a fourth time!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sentinel Irelia

• "Not for nothin', Irelia, but uh... those blades worth anything?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ruined Karma

• "Well, this bodes ill for all of Ionia. Not me, though, I'm doing great!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Lucian

• "Hey, Lucian. You ever look at Viego and think, 'What a terrifyin' parallel to me'?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ruined Miss Fortune Both sides

• "Missy Fortune, I have had it up to here with all yer dirty double crossin'!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sentinel Olaf

• "I can respect a large musky barbarian who knows what he wants."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ruined Pantheon

• "Atreus? Oh, you ain't Atreus anymore, are ya?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sentinel Pyke

• "So, Illaoi's magic couldn't hold. Sorry, Pyke, gotta put ya down."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sentinel Rengar

• "Hey, Rango. You carry cash on ya, or just meat and heads and stuff?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sentinel Riven

• "Doing a crime ain't that bad, Riven. Oh, war crimes? Yeah, that's bad."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Senna

• "More trainin', Senna? I already took a bath! What more do you want?!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ruined Shyvana

• "I always wanted to rob a mind-controlled shapeshiftin' dragon."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Twisted Fate Both sides

• "Tobias, what the hell you doin' over there?! Get back here!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Vayne Both sides

• "We're buddies now, Vayne! Yer never gettin' rid o' me!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sentinel Vayne Both sides

• "Hey, it's my good friend Vayne! And she looks... pissed? Uh-oh."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Viego

• "Still looking for pieces of yer dead wife? You dumb, green, shirtless idiot."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Yorick

• "Yorick, that ghost lady you drag around is terrifyin'! What the hell, man?!"

Taunt

• "I'm the hero this time! Oh, and uh... hand over your cash and valuables."

Taunt › Taunt Response

• "I'm wearing the Sentinel colors, but that don't mean I won't blow yer head off."

Joke

• "Yeah, I took the Sentinel Oath. But my fingers were crossed the whole time!"

Joke › Joke Response

• "Hah! Yer funny. Shame I'll have to rob ya later."

Attack › Basic Attacking

• "Alright!"
• "Heh-hey!"

Attack › Attacking

• "Greed never did me wrong!"
• "Yer the bad guys, right?"
• "You prob'ly work for Viego."
• "Check out my new gun!"
• "Well, hey there!"
• "You could use a big hole in the middle."
• "Turn out them pockets!"
• "Wrong place, wrong time."
• "Alright, hand over the cash!"
• "Lord, this gun is heavy..."
• "It's assault with elements of theft!"
• "Heroes can rob people too."
• "Look! I'm fightin' evil!"
• "'Light preserve me!' I guess..."
• "The Light told me this was okay!"
• "Let's air this puppy out."
• "Me and crimes just go together!"
• "I'm such a good role model!"
• "You seem evil enough."
• "Sentinel Graves away!"
• "It's theft with elements of murder!"
• "Don't blame me! I'm the hero!"
• "Who's the good guy now?"
• "The Order seeks donations!"
• "Coming through! Sentinel business."
• "Hold still while I aim!"
• "Cha-ching, my friend!"
• "I have complete moral justification!'"

Ability Casting › Using End of the Line

• "End o' the line!"
• "Blow up already!"
• "Explode, you idiot!"
• "Quit movin' around!"
• "One out!"
• "Watch your legs!"

Ability Casting › Using Smoke Screen

• "Smoke bomb!"
• *coughs* "Makin' me cough..."
• "Pocket smoke!"
• "Right in the eyes!"
• "Don't cough too much!"
• "Blinded by the Light!"
• "Ha, ha! Can't see!"
• "Whoo!"

Ability Casting › Using Quickdraw

• "Yeah!"

Ability Casting › Using Collateral Damage

• "Yeah!"
• "Ooh, yeah!"
• "Let it rip!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

• "Aw, it ain't so bad. I didn't even have a good reason to kill ya."
• "Sure, I rob and murder, but counterpoint, I robbed and murdered ya."
• "I demand the respect I refuse to show to anybody."
• "If I'm the hero, then do laws count? Prob'ly not."
• "Hoo! That one had some mustard on it."
• "I'm gonna rifle through yer pockets now, and it might get weird..."
• "This is me savin' the world! What a non-criminal act I have just committed."
• "I might be a Sentinel, but that don't make me a good man."
• "Like shootin' a ghoul, in a... 'ghoul barrel.' Eh, I'll think of a better one."
• "Unregistered illegal firearms! Gets 'em every time."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Gwen

• "Sorry, scissors. Try not to take it personal."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Lucian

• "I respect the Sentinels, Lucian, but not that much."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Ruined Miss Fortune Both sides

• "To yer credit, Missy Fortune, Viego was a damn good mark."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Sentinel Pyke

• "Yeah, yeah, I cut yer line. Shut yer damn ghost mouth!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Senna

• "I'll rob anybody, Senna. Hell, I'll rob ya twice if ya let me."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Twisted Fate Both sides

• "Okay, Tobias, when they come back to check on ya, that's when we jump 'em!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Vayne Both sides

• "Vayne? Buddy? Oh, god, she's gonna be mad."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Sentinel Vayne Both sides

• "Are we still hangin' out after this? I assume we are!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Viego

• "Isolde don't even like you anymore, ya big sad ghost baby!"

Kills and Objectives › Scoring an Assist for Vayne Both sides

• "I knew we'd be buddies, Vayne!"
• "Thanks, Vayne! Yer my accomplice!"
• "Alright, Vayne! She's my friend. We're friends."

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Pentakill

• "That's right, I'm a big damn hero! And I took all yer money, so I'm a rich one too!"

Recall

• "Yeah, that's right. I did a bunch o' hero stuff, no need to thank me."
• "I'm going back to headquarters, y'all can clean up the mess! Haha."
• "Headin' back real quick! My pockets are too full o' money. *chuckles* Great problem to have."

Death

• "Stupid Sentinels..."

Death › Respawn

• "Death really puts things in perspective. I gotta rob more people!"
• "Did I die in a cool way? Er- don't tell me. Imma say I did."
• "I saw the faces of everyone I ever owed money! Oh, sweet Tommy Kench."
• "What the hell was that?! Was I dead? I didn't even go to crime heaven!"
• "Nope. Don't like bein' dead. Not my favorite. Wouldn't recommend it."