Galio Quotes

See this skin in 3D: Gatekeeper Galio

Movement › First Move

• "This tour of the underworld begins - with my fist."
• "I'm all that stands between this world and a billion wicked souls."
• "There are so many circles of Hell... I love variety."
• "People are funny. They all say the same thing, 'But I was a good person!'"
• "I smell sinners. Oh, this is going to be fun."
• "Let's go damn some stuff!"
• "Look, uh... I've been told I'm not a great friend."
• "Just so you know, I'm stabbing you in the back the first chance I get."

Movement › Moving

• "I am the last thing they see... before torment."
• "The worst part of Hell is knowing you'll never leave."
• "Yeah, you get used to the sulphur smell."
• "I've been thinking... I should really get a rack."
• "Death is just the start of their agony."
• "So who wants their tongue ripped out with hot pincers?"
• "Of course I abuse my power! What else am I gonna do with it?"
• "Mother said, "Follow your dreams," so I became gatekeeper to Hell."
• "If I were mortal, the last thing I'd want to see is me."
• "Ah, the sweet sound of gnashing teeth."
• "Circle eight, bottomless pit."
• "I fell in love with an iron maiden once. Big hugger, that one."
• Galio laughs. "My work is never done."
• "I do accept tips, but, uh... why would you?"
• "This gate swings one way."
• Galio laughs. "He goes, "You shall not pass!" Ha! Know what I did? I passed."
• "Can you smell what the afterlife is cooking?!"
• "My ears are ringing from all the screams."
• "Circle seven, pool party! Just kidding, it's more torture."
• "Free impalements all around!"
• "Screams are like snowflakes. No two are alike."
• "My favourite are liars. Their screams are so sincere."
• "All must pay for their transgressions."
• "Kill 'em all, and let me sort 'em out."
• "Think of it as Heaven, but... exactly the opposite."
• "Good thing I don't die."
• "We serve cookies in Hell, and they've all got raisins."
• "Nobody's perfect. That's why everyone goes to Hell."
• "I wish they'd chisel me a victim. Someone who won't break."
• "There are no lies... when your soul is laid bare."
• "I'm an even worse guy once you get to know me."
• "No one's too good for a date with the devil."
• "They damn themselves. I am but a guide."
• "Perdition waits for no one."
• "Did somebody order some ironic punishment?"
• "Do not talk to the condemned. It will only break your heart."
• "We forge our own chains."
• "Hell is other champions."
• "Ugh, the damned can be so clingy."
• "Me? Retire? Why would I stop what I love?"
• "Ninth circle, traitors and betrayers."
• "Eternity is a long, long time."
• "Everyone sins."
• "Ah, I can't decide what's more fun! Sending them down, or keeping them there?"
• "Everyone gets what they deserve."
• "Heaven?" Galio laughs. "Nobody goes there."
• "Hellfire beneath my hooves."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ahri

• "You! Lust! Second circle!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Amumu

• "You know what? Your life's already hell, so I'm going to leave you be."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Annie

• "Didn't your mother teach you not to play with Hellfire?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ashe

• "Let your mom die, huh? Circle nine!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Aurelion Sol

• "Pride! Circle eight!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Azir

• "Where do you think your soldiers go after they disappear? Yeah, who's the jerk now?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ekko

• "So if I torture you, the other you feels it three seconds later? Jackpot."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Gangplank

• "My my, where do I start with you?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Garen

• "Wet the bed and blame it on your sister? Tsk tsk tsk. Circle eight."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Gragas

• "You're gonna' love what we do to gluttons. They spend eternity eating themselves."
• "You're gonna' love what we do to gluttons. They spend eternity devouring themselves."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Graves

• "Have you been smoking? Circle three!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Illaoi

• "Worshipping false gods. Circle six."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Ivern

• "Being a weirdo tree hugger. Circle one."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Jarvan IV

• "You're a Jarvan? I swear I've got at least three others down there."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Jhin

• "You get an eternity of watching someone else's play, so you know how it feels."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Kayle

• "You're an angel? Okay, if you say so."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Kindred

• "You just bring them to me. What I do with them is my business."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Kled

• "Such language! I'll wash your mouth out in circle seven."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Lucian

• "Hey glowsticks, I hear you want your wife back. Trust me, you are not going to recognize her."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Lux Both sides

• "That light's not going to work where you're going, child."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Orianna

• "So you want to have a soul, huh? You sure about that?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Poppy Both sides

• "Being naive! That's not really a sin, but... circle one!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sejuani

• "Matricide? My my, well done! Circle nine!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sona

• "Want to learn to play that thing really well? Maybe we can make a deal."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Taric

• "Such vanity. I could lead you to Hell with a mirror."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Teemo

• "Oh, oh, welcome home, my lord."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Twisted Fate

• "Time to melt your hands off, thief."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Twitch

• "Sneaking around, huh? Circle four."

Taunt

• "Don't worry, a thousand years of torture will pass before you know it."
• "Ever heard of the pair of anguish? You will."
• "You get a ticket to Hell, and you get a ticket to Hell - everybody gets a ticket to Hell!"
• "Hope you had a fun life! You're about to pay for it."
• "Welcome to the underworld, I have you down for the luxury suite. I'm kidding! It's all terrible!"

Taunt › Taunt Response

• "Circle eight? Smartasses."
• "Buddy, you're gonna' have plenty of time to work on that one."

Taunt › Taunt Response to Ally Poppy Both sides

• "Gargoyle? No, I'm more of a demonic vessel of torment."

Joke

• "My middle name is Judgement. Galio Judgement Judgement."

Attack › Attacking

• "A gift from below."
• "There is no return."
• "Hail me!"
• "Hope you like brimstone!"
• "Judgement!"
• "Mutilation!"
• "Hmm... I'll taste your tears."
• "Greed!"
• "Sloth!"
• "Come, your punishment awaits."
• "Horror!"
• "Let me show you into your pit."
• "There's a Hell beneath Hell for you."
• "I see your lies."
• "Pride!"
• "This is your trial."
• "Lust!"
• "You earned this."
• "So much sin! Tsk tsk tsk."
• "Remember all that bad stuff you did? I do."
• "Congratulations, you've earned a thrashing."
• "Your weapons are of no use."
• "I'll weigh your transgressions."
• "Ah, to Hell with it."
• "Too late to repent!"
• "This is permanent."
• "Accept your penance!"
• "Eternal darkness!"
• "Let's list your crimes."
• "This will hurt."
• "Wrath!"
• "My punches are prophecy."
• "Welcome to Hell."
• "And Hell followed."
• "This never ends."
• "Start screaming now."
• "No point in praying now."
• "Gluttony!"
• "Envy!"

Attack › Attacking › Attacking a Turret

• "A false idol!"
• "I should get one of these for the underworld."
• "Fall, graven image!"

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Blue Sentinel

• "You'll feed my fires, giant lump of coal."
• "Hm. Not sure where we put rock monster souls."
• "Hm. Don't know if you have a soul, but..."
• "Guilty! Of being a rock monster."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking the Dragon

• "A cheap imitation of me."
• "Nice wings. Think I'll take 'em."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking Baron Nashor

• "A beast worthy of the third circle."
• "Your sins must be especially large."
• "How am I going to fit you through the gate?"

Attack › Attacking › Attacking the Nexus

• "A living crystal! I will kill it!"
• "Greetings, living crystal. I come to take your soul."
• "A living crystal! I will make it scream!"

Ability Casting › Using Colossal Smash › Using empowered attack

• "Anguish!"
• "Atone!"
• "Damnation!"
• "No forgiveness!"
• "Torment!"
• "Lashings!"
• "Penance!"

Ability Casting › Using Winds of War

• "Abandon hope!"
• "Winds of Hell!"
• "Say farewell!"
• "Winds of pain!"
• "Inferno breeze!"
• "Feel the hurt!"

Ability Casting › Using Shield of Durand

• "Come to me."
• "Your fate is sealed."
• "Don't run away."
• "I'll drag you down."
• "Take my hand!"
• "Take your pain."
• "You are awaited!"
• "This way."
• "Give me your hate."
• "Yes... yes!"
• "Suffer."

Ability Casting › Using Justice Punch

• "Judgement punch!"
• "Hell fist!"
• "Smack!"
• "Burn!"
• "Demon slap!"
• "Feel it!"
• "Immolation!"

Ability Casting › Using Hero's Entrance

• "I come for you!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

• "Pfft. Mortals."
• "Six-hundred-sixty-six and 0."
• "Hell yeah!"
• "Fresh meat for the underworld!"
• "You just got judged."
• "Another soul for kindling."

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Triplekill

• "Always room for one more."
• "Misery loves company."
• "The more, the merrier."
• "Wow, it's getting crowded down there."

Shopping › Opening the Shop

• "Selling arms to bloodthirsty killers... hmm, tsk tsk tsk."
• "Do you accept souls of the damned as currency?"
• "You there! Sate my material greed!"

Shopping › Buying an Item

• "Root of all evil indeed."
• "Wish they sold people. Oh well."
• "Now that's something worth coveting."
• "For my material desires."
• "Do you deliver to Hell?"

Shopping › Buying Abyssal Mask

• "Hey, I recognize this!"
• "Just like mom used to make."

Shopping › Buying Amplifying Tome

• "The powers of Hell... amplified."
• "Now with even more damnation!"
• "I feel... slightly more evil."
• "Imagine the suffering this will cause."

Shopping › Buying Cloth Armor

• "Cloth will protect my rock-hard scales!"
• "Cloth burns up on touch!"
• "Ooh, this itches. I'll send it to circle seven."
• "A few more scales on my back."

Shopping › Buying Everfrost

• "Nice to feel cold for a change."
• "Cold. Works great on traitors."
• "Too bad it'll melt in like, two seconds."
• "A frozen fist of suffering."

Shopping › Buying Ruby Crystal

• "To adorn my hellish crown."
• "I always liked red."
• "Red is the rivers of Hell."

Shopping › Buying Spectre's Cowl

• "I need this more than some dumb ghost."
• "Oh, that's never going to fit over my wings."
• "Hey, I know the guy this belonged to."
• "Somewhere out there is a naked ghost."
• "Spectres don't wear clothes."

Recall

• "Stand clear! The gate opens."
• "Well. Gotta' go evil it up."
• "Hang on! Forgot to torture someone."
• "The underworld calls."
• "Just remembered. Left the Hellfire on."
• "Need to sharpen my horns."
• "Hang on! Forgot my pitchfork."

Death

• "Who will judge me?"
• "Back to Hell..."
• "I smell... sulphur."
• "To... ash..."
• "No... I can't die..."
• "Who will make them... suffer?"
• Galio cries out, grunting in pain. "No..."

Death › Respawn

• "I return to this plane."
• "And the Devil shall appear..."
• "I return to pass judgement!"
• "Oh. Right. Heh heh. I can't die."
• "My judgement never dies."
• "I am so gonna torture the guy who did that."

See this skin in 3D: Aegis Frame Galio

Movement › First Move

• "Watch out for the Terramechs! They may look like us but we don't know what's in their heads now..."
• "Before we set out on another dangerous scouting mission, I want you all to know I'm proud of you!"
• "Just because the faith of humanity is on our shoulders, doesn't mean we can't have some fun!"
• "I've got your backs, team... literally. I have 3D scans saved of everyone."
• "This is Aegis Frame Captain Galio. Prospective habitat in our sights. Let's move out!"

Movement › First Move › First Move with an Ally Aegis Frame Ornn

• "Endless lightyears through space and I've never seen you crack a smile once Ornn!"

Movement › Moving

• "Wherever we settle, I'm gonna need bigger doors."
• "Steel may as well be putty in my hands."
• "The Terramechs are lost. We'll help them find their way."
• "I always knew I was meant to be this tall!"
• "Flying is great but sometimes it's better to stomp."
• "Had a dream like this once, with the wings and everything."
• "Local fauna seems benign... Gonna investigate!"
• Galio laughs. "Good, the humour circuits worked."
• "It's my duty to remind everyone how awesome they are."
• "I feel very, very, very fancy."
• "My movements are feeling a little mechanical."
• "Becoming an Aegis Frame gave me what I needed... wings!"
• "Think of us as 'Terramechs 2.0'!"
• "I need to clear my memory banks. Too many jokes!"
• "Operation sanctuary in progress!"
• "There are some strange planets out here."
• "Going where no Aegis Frame has gone before!"
• "Scanners online! Now, which way is the party?"
• "My secret to leadin'? Keep the sparkle in their eyes!"
• "The wings look great from every angle, don't they?"

Movement › Long Move

• "It's not hard being a leader - trust your teammates, keep them happy, and steer them away from black holes."
• "What happened to the Terramechs? They were the first to scour for new planets... but then we lost contact with them."
• "I try not to worry about what comes next. That's what my imminent danger alarm is for."
• "The Terramechs look... different. Did they find something in deep space... or someone?"
• "Flying through space is a lot of being alone with your thoughts... Not a big fan."
• "Status check. Solar panels - full capacity. Targeting sensors - clear. Mood - positive."
• "The other Aegis Frames are so serious. Everyone's got a microchip on their shoulder."
• "I can't stop thinking about my wings. How could I not? I can fly!"
• "So they put my mind inside a giant mech. Does science rule or what?"
• "Do I miss my old, squishy, tired body? No. No, I do not!"

First Encounter

• "Picking a fight with a giant mech, huh?"
• "Threat assessment is... still compiling. Excellent."
• "I hope you're not also looking for a new home planet."
• "Weapons on standby. Just in case. "
• "Auto-translator, don't let me down!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Aegis Frame Ornn

• "You've thoughts on my leadership, Ornn? I love constructive criticism."

First Encounter › First Encounter with a Mecha Champion

• "Can we, uh, exchange serial numbers?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with a Mecha Kingdoms Champion

• "You're telling me there's a planet full of giant monsters out there?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with a Mecha/Mecha Kingdoms Champion

• "I like your style! Is that a matte finish?"

Taunt

• "What's the matter? Never seen a model G-650 Aegis Frame before?"

Taunt › Taunt Response

• "Oh, what's that? My sensors auto-mute bullies."

Joke

• "My greatest nemesis... Chibi Galio!"
• "It's Aegis Frame Galio, here to save humanity!"
• "He's too fast, I can't shake him, oh no!"

Attack › Attacking

• "Downloading battle strategies."
• "Running probabilities."
• "Greetings hostile lifeform!"
• "Collision warning!"
• "Locked in!"
• "You're grindin' my gears."
• "There's a target."
• "I'll fight if you want!"
• "Calibrating sights."
• "Clear the area!"
• "Eat mecha-fist!"
• "For humanity!"
• "Battle systems are go!"
• "Let's have fun!"
• "Confident are we?"
• "I love battle mode!"
• "Adjusting power thresholds."
• "This a fair fight?"
• "Lighten up!"
• "Space fight!"

Ability Casting › Using Colossal Smash

• "Mecha-slam!"
• "Wing smash!"
• "Axe duo!"
• "Blast-off!"
• "Atom hammer!"

Ability Casting › Uisng Winds of War

• "Stellar squall!"
• "You're in the way!"
• "Virtuous gust!"
• "Winged eclipse!"
• "Ion blast!"
• "Gale burst!"

Ability Casting › Using Shield of Durand › Hitting a Champion

• "What'd you say?"
• "Gimme a hug!"
• "A mech fan!"
• "I'm right here!"
• "You and me!"
• "Hey, c'mere!"

Ability Casting › Using Justice Punch

• "Pardon my reach!"
• "Turbo thruster!"
• "Arcing strike"
• "Galactic punch!"

Ability Casting › Using Hero's Entrance › Ranking for the First Time

• "Who needs savin'?"
• "Flight mode activated. Let's go!"
• "Rescue ready!"

Ability Casting › Using Hero's Entrance › Hitting a Champion

• "Initiating rescue."
• "Wings, do your thing!"
• "Someone's being mean!"
• "Aegis Frame ready!"
• "Sorry I'm late!"
• "Leave my friend alone!"
• "Danger called, I answered!"
• "Here to help!"
• "Daddy's home!"
• "Aegis Frame at your service!"
• "Let the big mech distract 'em!"

Ability Casting › Using Hero's Entrance › Hitting an Ally Aegis Frame Ornn

• "Ya missed me Ornn?"

Ability Casting › Using Hero's Entrance › Hitting an Ally Aegis Frame/Mecha/Mecha Kingdoms Champion

• "Us mechs stick together!"

Ability Casting › Using Hero's Entrance › Hitting a Low Health Ally

• "Heard you were in danger!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

• "Sorry friend, billions of lives are at stake."
• "Logging that one as 'very angry'."
• "Wow, I'm strong! I could really hurt somebody."
• "Excellent work me!"
• "Are my eyes leaking hydrazine? Oh... I can cry!"
• "No one ever wants to talk it out!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion › Killing Aegis Frame Ornn

• "Would it have killed you to laugh at my jokes, Ornn?"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion › Killing a Mecha Champion

• "Well, I think we can skip their planet..."

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion › Killing a Mecha Kingdoms Champion

• "It was obvious you were the bad guy here."

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion › Killing a Mecha/Mecha Kingdoms Champion

• "Forgot to ask if they're recyclable."

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion › Scoring First Blood

• "Guess I made first contact."

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion › Scoring a Pentakill

• "I love being a giant mech!"

Kills and Objectives › Getting an Assist

• "Hey, look at us!"
• "We're good together!"
• "Happy to help!"
• "The Aegis Frames thank you!"

Kills and Objectives › Getting an Assist › Getting an Assist with Aegis Frame Ornn

• "Allow me, Ornn."

Kills and Objectives › Destroying a Turret

• "For a second I thought it would come to life!"
• "That's enough out of you, big fella."
• "The strong silent types always crumble under pressure."
• "Everything's so hostile around here."

Other Gameplay › Ranking an Ability

• "Ohh... Something got upgraded!"
• "Numbers are going up. Love that!"
• "This mech is full of surprises!"

Recall

• "Reserves are running a bit low. Pardon me!"
• "Engaging wings! Oh, this never gets old!"
• "Everybody stand clear! The wings like to show of."
• "Time for a perimeter scan? Time for a perimeter scan."
• "Seeing some corrupted data. Heading back for a reboot!"
• "You've all got this under control, I believe in you!"

Death

• "At least... I'm with my friends..."
• "hope they made... a backup..."

Death › Respawn

• "You're back with your friends, Galio! Everything is going to be okay!"
• "Is this a new planet? They're all startin' to blend together."
• "Maybe now I should read the manual."
• "Diagnostics are green, sensors are clear... Let's go, baby!"
• "I can confirm the death probability meter is accurate."
• "Consciousness rebooted. Gonna treat this mech with a bit more care."
• "Even after all that, I'm still having a great time!"
• "Someone in trouble? Aegis Frames, go!"