Fiddlesticks Quotes

See this skin in 3D: Surprise Party Fiddlesticks

Movement › First Move

• "Hey there, kids! Say hello to your old pal… Fiddlesticks!"
• "Send in… the clown."
• "Let's get this surprise party started!"

Movement › Moving

• "Is everybody happy?"
• "Anybody want a balloon animal?!"
• "They'll laugh! They'll cry! They'll die!"
• "No one ever asks 'How's the evil clown?'"
• "I believe the word you're looking for is… coulrophobia."
• "Laughter is the best medicine."
• "There's a clown on the loose? Where?"
• "I put my giant shoes on one peg leg at a time."
• "Like the gloves? Be sure to give 'em a hand!"
• "The end… is near."
• "Today we're gonna party and the party won't stop!"
• "I'm Fiddlesticks and I'm my own thing."
• "Get a load of my comic antics."
• "What joy. What terror!"
• "It's deadly fun… to play the fool."
• "With Fiddlesticks, every party is killer!"
• "This surprise party is just gettin' started."
• "I'm a real social butterfly."
• "Did someone order a clown-o-gram?"
• "Will everyone die? Let's party and find out."
• "Life is a party. Die for it."
• "A little celebrating never killed anyone."
• "Live for today, plan for tomorrow, and die tonight!"
• "Maybe the real surprise was the friends we killed along the way."
• "Yeah baby…"

Movement › Long Move

• "You know it's the laughter that keeps me going. And the screams!"
• "Must've caught something. I've been feeling a little… funny, lately!"
• "Who's the special birthday kid, hm? Everybody?! Now that's what I like to hear!"
• "I haven't got a brain, and soon… neither will anyone else!"
• "It's the most fun in the park… when you're laughing in the dark."
• "Clowning is an art. An art I take… very seriously."
• "The laughter never dies. It's real, it's strong, and it's my friend!"
• "Is it a demon, or is it a clown? Let's try a lot of both!"
• "I used to think life was a comedy. Now I know… it's a horror show!"
• "The worst part of clowning? No life insurance."

First Encounter › First Encounter with a male Champion

• "Hello, little boy. Are you afraid of clowns?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with a female Champion

• "Hello, little girl. Not afraid of clowns are you?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Gragas

• "Kiss me, fat man!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Zoe

• "Nice key you got there, twilight. Didn't steal it from someone dangerous did you?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Surprise Party Amumu

• "What the hell are you supposed to be? Nobody ordered a cake! Get out!"

First Encounter › First Encounter wth Nunu & Willump Bot

• "You just understand me, meme robot and horrible, tiny child."

Taunt

• "Put on your party dress and die."
• "You're gonna be the life of the party!"

Taunt › Taunt Response

• "Yeah taunt the demon clown. That always works out great."

Joke

• "Wanna hear a joke? It's a riot!"
• "Sorry, I'm… really fallin' apart out here."

Joke › Joke Response

• "Unless you've got some deeply creative clown puns, I'm not interested."

Attack › Attacking

• "Welcome to clown town!"
• "I'm not clownin' around!"
• "Time to cut the cake!"
• "Open your presents!"
• "I'm a real cut-up."
• "Are you down with the clown?"
• "Here comes the clown show!"
• "Party time!"
• "Blow out the candles!"
• "It's somebody's special day!"
• "Here's a funny trick!"
• "Knock, knock! Who's there?"
• "You're hysterical."
• "And many moooore!"
• "Congratulations!"
• "The spotlight's on you!"
• "I crave laughter."
• "Let's turn that frown upside down."
• "Wanna see a party trick?"
• "Let's celebrate!"
• "Honk!"
• "Having fun yet?"
• "Want a balloon?"
• "Ring-a-ding-ding!"
• "Smile!"
• "Hey-hey kids!"
• "Clowns are always happy."
• "You're in clown country."

Attack › Attacking › Attacking a Jungle Camp

• "Hey there. Wanna party?"
• "I could use a light snack."
• "Do the monster mash."
• "You'll make some lovely gift bags."
• "Gimme those party favors!"
• "Clowns. Their only weakness."
• "There's only room for one monster out here!"
• "These monsters just aren't up to par… ty. Eh? Eh?!"
• "Welcome to the party! Now DIE!"

Ability Casting › Using A Harmless Scarecrow › Placing an Effigy

• "Soon, we'll have enough clowns for a circus!"
• "Tell me if you see anything, eh?"
• "Don't be a dummy, dummy!"
• "People love finding clowns in the dark."
• "Remember to say 'Surprise!'"
• "I've got fifty more in the clown car!"
• "Like lookin' in a mirror."
• "You're on thin ice, Mr. Giggles."

Ability Casting › Using Terrify

• "Surprise!"
• "Surprise!"

Ability Casting › Using Bountiful Harvest

• "Let me top myself off!"
• "Drink it aaall in!"
• "Party hard."
• "Oh, yeahhh."
• "Gimme the juuuice!"
• "Hey there, kids."

Ability Casting › Using Crowstorm

• "Surpriiiise!"
• "Happy Birthdaaay!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

• "Aw… all tuckered out."
• "Someone's had too much excitement."
• "Oh, lighten up. It's just a joke!"
• "The world will never know a greater clown than you."
• "Here's your nose and rainbow wig. You earned 'em!"
• "Who's the clown now?"
• "I had a blast. Let's do it again next year!"
• "Well? Were you surprised?"
• "And what a party it was."
• "Careful with those birthdays. Too many can kill you!"

Kills and Objectives › Кilling Zoe

• "Well. I think it's time to bring joy back into the world."

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Pentakill

• "That… was a total clown fiesta. I love it!"

Recall

• "Don't worry, kids! Fiddlesticks will be right back."
• "Everyone, take your places! When I get back, we'll unveil a big surprise."
• "It's my party and everyone will die if I want them to!"

Death › Respawn

• "That wasn't funny."
• "I'm not laughing anymore."
• "This is the part where things get a little… dark."