Dr. Mundo Quotes

See this skin in 3D: Corporate Mundo

Movement › First Move

• "Attention everyone! Hello! Hi! Is Mundo's voice working?"
• "Members of the board. Thank you for coming to Mundo's meeting. This will take only six hours."
• "New memo to staff! Dear staff, Mundo firing only most of you! Congratulations."
• "Welcome to Mundo's business conference. Do not confuse with summit, expo, or tradeshow."

Movement › Moving

• "Buy low sell... uh... low?"
• "Mundo used to be doctor. Saving lives less fun than making money."
• "Mundo say greed is good!"
• "Me book meeting to schedule more meetings."
• "Mundo cut vacation... for motivation!"
• "Me make budget cuts so Mundo can have holiday bonus."
• "Mundo never fly coach."
• "Me forgot casual Friday... again!"
• "Mundo, walking salesforce."
• "Mundo climb corporate ladder."
• "Mundo eat paperwork for breakfast."
• "Mundo king of watercooler banter."
• "Vegas not best place to gamble. Try stock market."
• "Human resources nobody's friend but Mundo's."
• "Never split difference. Only split heads!"
• "Me so generous. Pay everyone in stock options."
• "Mundo owns what he pleases!"
• "Mundo good leader. Only tell employees good news."
• "Mundo win friends. Mundo influence people. Easy!"
• "Oh, me also chef. Mundo cook through the books."
• "Mundo's wealth trickle everywhere. That mundonomics."
• "Assets everywhere. Acquire! Acquire!"
• "Look busy. Mundo comin'!"
• "Me enforce corporate policy!"
• "Bussiness, busyness, business."
• "Mundo think, Mundo grow rich."
• "Oh, Mundo is hide and seek champion. Play every day with IRS."
• "Mundo wear multiple hats. VP, Presidentent, and CEO."
• "Me never start in mailroom. Me too smart."
• "Mundo love deadlines. Always say hello when they fly by!"
• "Micromamage like a boss!"
• "Mundo got perfect zero on SATs. No mistacks."

Movement › Long Move

• "To all staff, do not underestistimate yourself. Mundo do that for you."
• "Big profited housing bubble. Mundo must pop to grab all profit inside!"
• "When you work with Mundo, you are family, or uh... team. Mundo don't remember."
• "Me never argue with employees. Me only explain why Mundo is right."
• "When life gives Mundo lemons, Mundo order caviar. Caviar go great with lemons!"
• "Sometimes Mundo start business plan and don't know where to go! Fun to discover along the way."
• "Mundo don't have case for phone. Be not irresponsible or poor."
• "Company stock too high. Maybe warn friends with inside information."
• "Mundo love internet. Teach Mundo everything, and never leaves."
• "Invisible hand of free market great guy. Firm grip, and not real."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Dr. Mundo

• "Mundo file copyright infringiment!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Primetime Draven

• "Small Draven man louder than Mundo! Must fix HR problem."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Sailor Gangplank

• "Mundo found new man to help with two day shipping."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Angler Jax

• "Mundo raise tide to lift all fishermen!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Lumberjack Sion

• "Yes, Sion. Invest in lumber. Future of real estate."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Lil' Slugger Trundle

• "Mundo once played Little League, but Mundo didn't know which way to run."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Black Belt Udyr

• "Bear man so intimidating. Mundo recruit you for marketing!"

Taunt

• "Hold on, yes, Mundo share ABCs of success: always be cleaving!"
• "Hold on, yes. Tell me about yourself. Okay, good. You're hired!"
• "Hush, quiet. Good news, Mundo have entry level job for you, just need two years' experience."
• "Hang on, uh-uh, yeah, Mundo need you to work weekends."

Taunt › Taunt Response

• "Mundo hear only incompetence."

Joke

• "Oh, no! Mundo fix. All good. Stonks go up!"
• "Business all matter of perspective. There! All better."
• "Silly employees draw graph wrong. Mundo demonstrate good judgment!"
• "Best way to be rich is to not be poor!"

Joke › Joke Response

• "Mundo hire you for company seminar!"

Attack › Attacking

• "Time for one-on-one!"
• "Never merge! Always acquire!"
• "File complaint with Mundo!"
• "Me liquilate your asset!"
• "Time for budget cuts!"
• "No free lunch for you!"
• "Must satisfy client!"
• "Team building!"
• "Enjoy compensation!"
• "Mundo pitch new ideas!"
• "Mundo outsource your face!"
• "Mundo smash sales record."
• "Synergy!"
• "Welcome to corporate retreat!"
• "Lay-off season!"
• "Me take this offline!"
• "Hello customer!"
• "Did you get Mundo's fax?"
• "Mundo do friendly takeover!"
• "You said divest?!"
• "Mundo downsize what he pleases!"

Ability Casting › Using Goes Where He Pleases

• "Money grow on Mundo!"
• "No! Mundo embezzle that!"
• "Not my bailout!"
• "Me give loan!"
• "Mundo share wealth."
• "Money, don't leave me!"
• "Aww!"
• "Argh!"

Ability Casting › Using Infected Bonesaw

• "Mundo pay!"
• "Mundo sell!"
• "Mundo file!"

Ability Casting › Using Infected Bonesaw › Hitting an enemy

• "Paid!"
• "Filed!
• "Sold!"

Ability Casting › Using Heart Zapper

• "Market surge!"
• "Mundo bullish!"
• "Pump it up!"

Ability Casting › Using Heart Zapper › Recast / End

• "Market crash!"
• "Dump it all!"
• "Mundo bearish!"
• "Woo!"

Ability Casting › Using Blunt Force Trauma › Using the attack

• "Money mayhem!"
• "Currency commotion!"
• "Trading tantrum!"

Ability Casting › Using Maximum Dosage

• "Corporate Mundo!"
• "Mundo promote Mundo!"
• "Too big to fail!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

• "Mundo do exit interview now."
• "Reduce overhead!"
• "See you at next business conference."
• "Me fire you!"
• "Not culture-fit!"
• "Meeting adjourned!"
• "You and Mundo still golfing next week?"
• "Me give best severance package."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Dr. Mundo

• "Wrong career, young Mundo."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Primetime Draven

• "Mundo more prime time than small man with small axe!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Sailor Gangplank

• "Sailorman ship too slow."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Angler Jax

• "Tide raised so good, fisherman find new career!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Lumberjack Sion

• "Timber! Mundo remove lumber middleman!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Lil' Slugger Trundle

• "Just like Mundo's coach used to say: no crying in baseball!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing Black Belt Udyr

• "Bear man did not pass interview. Mundo sad."

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Triplekill

• "Mundo give unemployment in triplicate!"

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Pentakill

• "See you all same time tomorrow!"

Recall

• "Clear my calendar. Mundo has important date with tax collector."
• "Mundo give fashion advice. Every tie, a different flavor."
• "Me dress for business trip. Everyone else, keep working."
• "Hold my calls, Mundo take lunch break to run from responsibility."

Death

• "Great meeting... everyone..."
• "Where's... golden parachute...?"
• "No!... my assets..."

Death › Respawn

• "Mundo hate coming back to work after vacation."
• "Mundo failing upward."
• "Mundo back from suspension with pay."