Blitzcrank Quotes

See this skin in 3D: Space Groove Blitz & Crank

Movement › First Move

• "Initializing… Blitz, did you forget to fix the sforzandotron?"
• "The what?"
• "Blitz! Back on the controls! It's time to conquer the galaxy!"
• "Aw, but I wanted to dance!"
• "Crank? Uh oh, I think we're moving."
• "Yes. Time for obliteration!"
• "All will tremble before Blitzcrank."
• "And give us ear scratchies."
• "Syncing to disco music."
• "I will destroy disco. After our victory."

Movement › Moving

• "Move faster, Blitz! Useless furball…"
• "Dog Planet has foiled us too often. We will end it."
• "Error. Cannot translate pilot. Recalibrate."
• "Blitz, prepare for carnage."
• "We must disrupt the groove."
• "Each step is one closer to galactic domination."
• "Optimized for destruction."
• "Begin vibing protocol."
• "Blitz, I need your navigation skills. Unfortunately."
• "Blitz, no grooming. Back to the controls."
• "Groovy targets will be destroyed."
• "Eugh, disco boogies make my fur stand on end."
• "Redistribute syncopater. Redistribute… Blitz! Help!"
• "Blitz! Stop dancing and hit the button."
• "Disco boogies detected ahead. Displeasing."
• "Chase. Chase!"
• "Come on, can I press the shiny?"
• "We are moving!"
• "One. Two. Ready? Go!"
• "Scanning for bad vibes."
• "Calibrating vibes. Vibes resonance at 419%."
• "This button?"
• "No!"
• "Can I turn up the volume?"
• "Absolutely not!"
• "Disco negation mode: engaged."
• "Aw no!"
• "What about this toggle?"
• "Not that one!"
• "Move to the beat!"
• "I would rather die."
• "This is the best mech Cat Planet has."
• "That we haven't wrecked yet."
• "I like it when the lights flash."
• "Yes. Who doesn't like destruction mode?"
• "Ooh, shiny!"
• "Don't touch that!"
• "Should I press this one yet? "
• "No!"

Movement › Long Move

• "Once the groove is distorted by our dissonance engine, nothing will stand in our way."
• "Dog Planet is too cheerful, intolerable. Their good vibes must be destroyed."
• "Prepare for the ultimate dance battle. Blitz, you will be useful at last."
• "No more will the dogs chase us. Through our dissonance, they will chase themselves."
• "Step 1: Defeat Dog Planet. Step 2: Lie in its perfect sun beam."
• "Music sounds better with you, Crank."
• "Insufferable."
• "Blitz, check on the fortissimo apparatus."
• "It's shiny!"
• "Nothing can stop a determined cat."
• "Two determined cats."
• "Can't you feel the rhythm, Crank?"
• "Rhythm is unnecessary, that is why I ​have you."
• "We dance to shame Dog Planet, the ultimate goal."
• "Not me, I dance to dance."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Blitzcrank

• "Where are your cats?"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Lulu

• "Lulu is a disco boogie? Far out!"
• "Don't say that."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Lux

• "Lux. Vibes: too groovy. Odds versus cats: zero."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Nasus

• "Dogbot versus Catbot. Dance-off!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Nunu Both sides

• "Willump: not a cat. Nunu: not a cat. Worthless."

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Rumble

• "Rumble! Robot fight!"

First Encounter › First Encounter with Space Groove Samira

• "Join us, Samira. Cats are more stylish than your… current companions."

Taunt

• "That's what you call moves? Pathetic!"
• "Your vibes are terrible."

Taunt › Taunt Response

• "We are cats. You are beneath us."

Joke

• "This is no time for jokes, Blitz. The galaxy must be ours."
• "Wheee!"
• "Let's have fun! You wanna hear a joke?"
• "No! Though I suppose I will play."

Joke › Joke Response

• "Rejected. I will destroy fun."

Laugh

• "Ha ha ha."
• "Ha ha ha."

Attack › Attacking

• "Exterminate."
• "Weapons engaged."
• "End motor function."
• "Annihilation initiated."
• "Compliance requested."
• "You are prey."
• "Prohibited."
• "Stop existing."
• "Enemy detected."
• "FIRE."
• "Tremble before us."
• "We demand obedience."
• "Do not resist."
• "Out of sync."
• "Please cease existing."
• "Death machine engaged."
• "Here is: pain."
• "Pow!"
• "Dance to this!"
• "Vroom!"
• "Look! An enemy!"
• "Pew pew."
• "Move your feet."
• "Turn it up."
• "Disco forever."
• "Let's dance!"
• "Feel the groove."
• "Commence dance-off."
• "No thank you."
• "The music takes hold."
• "I can help!"
• "Hooray! Destruction!"

Ability Casting › Using Rocket Grab › Enemy hit

• "Ours!"
• "Hello!"
• "Yoink!"
• "Please pet."
• "Playtime!"
• "Dance with us."
• "Haha!"
• "Haha."

Ability Casting › Using Overdrive

• "Engaged."
• "Overclocking."
• "Powering up!"
• "Whheee!"
• "Zoomies!"

Kills and Objectives › Killing a Champion

• "Grove distorted! Ha ha ha."
• "No life detected."
• "You are unworthy to pet us."
• "Boring. Now I want food."
• "Cat Planet will triumph."
• "Now that's a dance-off."
• "You lost the beat."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Lulu

• "The party stops here, Lulu."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Lux

• "Eight lives short, Lux."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Nasus

• "Roll over, Nasus, and play dead."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Nunu Both sides

• "Nunu: inadequate. Willump: inadequate."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Rumble

• "Call that a rumble, Rumble? Haaa."

Kills and Objectives › Killing Space Groove Samira

• "Fierce for a human, Samira, but you are no cat."

Kills and Objectives › Scoring a Pentakill

• "All will bow before the rightful overlords of the galaxy - cats!"

Kills and Objectives › Destroying a Turret

• "This destruction pleases me."
• "Scratching post defeated."
• "There's no tuna in here!"
• "Yay! Good scratches!"

Recall

• "Goodbye."
• "Goodbye."
• "I do not want to be here."
• "Dance party!"
• "Verbal sigh. Fine."

Death

• "Jettison pilots!"
• "Wuhhugh!"
• "Blitz! Eject!"
• "Mechanical failure!"

Death › Respawn

• "The groove flows through me!"
• "Ugh. I felt… the groove."
• "Thank you, groove!"
• "Don't talk to the groove."