Nov 9, 2016

What Does a Trump Win Mean For Ranked Play?

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With the US elections rounding into a close, no doubt some of you are wondering...what kind of incredible impact would a Trump win have on the important issues, like your ranked queue grind? With the 2017 ranked season fast approaching, it's important to stick to the important issues.

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With the US elections rounding into a close, no doubt some of you are wondering...what kind of incredible impact would a Trump win have on the important issues, like your ranked queue grind? With the 2017 ranked season fast approaching, it's important to stick to what really matters.

1. Anivia and Azir Move Back Into God Tier

First and foremost, everyone wants to emulate the commander in chief. With Trump's wall-building bonanza, expect to see more Anivia and Azir players tearing up the rift, building walls and making enemies pay for it.

2. Less Immigrants to Take Our LP

Despite a good showing this year at worlds, talented foreign players from around the world come into America all the time and absolutely dominate our ranked ladder. Just look at this guy "mid fekar", clearly Americans can't compete with these foreigners and we need a competitive advantage only Trump can provide.

3. More Interrogation of Trolls

Trump's policy of strong interrogation could prove useful in the fight against trolls. Riot is far too lenient in terms of giving out bans. If we could just twist some arms and make them admit that they picked ADC Morgana to troll us, bans could be much swifter.

4. More Hot Champions

In the past few years, Riot catered too much towards diversity. For instance, Poppy? She's definitely a three. Maybe a four if she lost some weight. In Trump's world, female champions like that would never make it past the design stage. 

5. League's Origins Could Finally Be Proved

A lot of Dota 2 players claim that League came after Dota and that makes Dota superior as the original product. We all know League came first. You know it. They know it. Everybody knows it.

Look it up, it's a fact.

6. More Wins

Trump is a winner. He says he is, and he's going to make us all winners. Under a Trump presidency, we could all be winners, and we would ALL be wearing challenger jackets. You could even have one for each arm.

7. HUUUUUUGE Changes

Under Trump, we're going to have HUGE changes, TERRIFIC changes, REALLY GREAT changes, the BEST changes. It's going to be great. Huge. Great. and Terrific. You'll see.

8. Make League Great Again

This last world championship has shown that the Chinese are beating us, the Russians are beating us, and the Koreans are SLAUGHTERING us. 

North America has been losing far too much. Trump will make America great again. #TSMTrump

Got more ideas of what Trump could bring us boosted animals? Comment below!

Disclaimer: The above article is meant to be satirical and do not reflect the views of this site nor the author.



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